How are your oc`s today?

Today i went into my library. I heard a loud noise that caused me to be quite startled. Turns out in my west corner window. There was a rather large rook that had struck the window. I sincerely hope they are okay. I left immediately seeing as i have a small fear of birds.

When i checked back a few hours later it was gone without any hint of the visit.

Dear diary,

Today I somehow got a Dwarf for a date. We drank relentlessly while verbally tormenting the wizards across the bar. There were no regrets, though he was kinda hairy.

- Pirth

(OOOMG I LOVE THIS IDEA)

"Bruh. You're never gonna believe what happened to me today! Ya know that one ski-ball game, the one I never ever win? Got hundred points. I ain't lyin' either! Tickets were flying out of that old machine like I made it in Vegas! Almost caved and got that bannana board I've been itchin' for, but then two little guppies walked up to the prize counter, batting dem big ol' puppy eyes at this plush bear. What was I s'aupposed to do after seeing that? They said thank you and made off with my winnings, but it's chill. I can just go get more later. Now that I know I got the skills!"

~Seacrets

[[ Great idea!!! ]]

OHOHOHO, CHEF IS ANGRY TONIGHT. I NEVER SEEN AN ORC CLUB A DRAGON SO ANGRILY IN ALL MY UNNATURAL LIFE. POOR BRUNHILDE.  GOING INTO THE CITY UNTIL THE STORM FRONT IS SETTLED! AHAHAHA!

NOTE TO SELF: PICK UP CHOCOLATE MILK

Ah ha!!!! I finally got it! After so many weeks of practice i have finally achieved it! *bends legs over head and touches the floor in front of himself.*  But...now my back is a bit sore, oh well.. *Ears perk up.*   I wonder if i can hold a glass of orange juice like this! *walks on hands to fridge.*

Eh....? Nuttin' much, honestly. Had ta stitch sum bozos up but it ain't like tha's new.

Hawkfather Egalan made off with my best bottle of wine again. How is he getting through the padlocks? If his council chair wasn't such an ancient relic I'd put glue on it.
Then blame it on Kasan.

I'm so mad at Suzume for leaving without notice. I TOLD YOU TO TELL ME AND SAY BYE GOD DAMNIT! I'm so offended. You just made Karin say bye for you and that makes me mad ever more.
I still never forgot about that camping trip either.. I'm so mad at you

#dramaqueen

Eshkol

Enjoying my pregnancy in tranquil quiet.

p.s: Milan you'll learn to get over yourself eventually

Near

Dear Diary,

SERIOUSLY. DWARVES. THE HELL?

- Pirth

Auri was busy again today, but that's okay because Dolan took me out hunting! A GIANT jaguar went after me, it was TERRIFYING, but Dolan killed it with one arrow! He is so strong <3 and he let me keep the pelt and bones for my jewelry! Thank you Dolan xoxoxoxoxo

- Nina

Today i find myself out of time. After running so long i have come to the end of this lane. I do believe it is time to say my woes out loud and think of the awful things i still had left to do.  Oh who am i kidding! I  am not done...I never will be.....

 Dear Diary,

Today I learned that when you turn a rat into a dragon, it turns into a very terrified dragon that doesn't realize it is a dragon, but instead thinks its rat sized and proceeds to destroy the entire port city. The old mage and I had a good laugh when it tried to climb up a ship's mast and sank it. Love that guy.

- Pirth