Mary Sue

((((Not following my usual pattern because I'm copy and pasting her bio directly from the wattpad chapter she was born. Disclaimer, everything about this character is a huge joke. She was made for shits and giggles. Also this is from 2015 so ignore how out of date some of the references are))))

" Name: Goddess President Queen Dr. Mary Crystal-luna-moon-star-sparkle-dash-berry-sunset-rainbow-kawaii-desu-diamondshine-sapphire-emerald-rose-tulip-ke$ha-sugar-cuteness-neon-miley-cyrus-bubblegum-magic-love-snowflake-unicorn-panda-sprinkles-hashtag-sugoi Sue

Rank: the ultimate goddess queen president princess Doctor of super awesomeness sparkles neon rainbows love and kittens

Species: Neko human goddess fairy Titan shifter demigod witch werewolf vampire unicorn centaur troll animatronic furry genie

Age: 12

Gender: feminist

BFFS: everyone because everyone loves her

Enemies: Justin Bieber

Husband: Foxy, Golden Freddy, Patrick Stump, Gerard Way, Andy Beirsack, Ronnie Radke, Tom Cruise, Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier, Toby Turner, Tyler Oakley, Ryan Higa, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Shrek, John Cena, and you

Looks: she's the prettiest, most sexy, kawaii-desu girl on the whole planet and all the other planets ever but she's ugly

Eyes: her right eye is blind but it can shoot lasers and her other eye is a crystal blue orb that puts the ocean to shame. her eyeliner is always on fleek point

Hair: her hair is long and flowy and gorgeous and is blonde and has natural rainbow tips that she got when she accidentally tripped on a rock and fell into a puddle of magic potion

Clothes: rainbow shirt with a white undershirt and super pretty galaxy leggings that make her butt look really good and red converse-vans

Wings: she has beautiful fairy wings that can change colors when she wants them to

Tattoos: a rainbow sparkly heart on her back that she only lets her husband see

Superpowers: all of them

Favorite Color: rainbow Galaxy sparkles

Height: tall

Weight: really skinny and pretty

Father: God

Mother: Taylor Swift

Birthday: every day

Likes: rainbowz, cookiez, browniez, love, snowflakes, caramel apples, ice cream, puppies, unicorns, every type of flower, kitties, nice people, all of her husbands, donuts, music, sparkles, magic, Starbucks, pandas, sprinkles, herself

Dislikes: Justin Bieber, mean people, people that call her a Mary Sue

Skills: all of them

Weapon of Choice: all of them

Personality: she is the ultimate nicest person ever and she can charm all of the boys with a bat of her beautiful eyelashes and they will instantly fall in love and do whatever she says because of her super hotness. she is the best at everything she does because nobody in the entire universe is ever better than her. her sexiness allows her to be the best goddess president Doctor that ever existed in the history of forever. her smile can also light up the whole universe because it's so pretty

Backstory: she was orphanaged as a baby and was left on a hill that she rolled down and fell into a lake but a nice sea monster will ultimate universe powers that was dying gave his last dying powers to Mary and then she lived and instantly became the best goddess that ever existed and obtained every super power ever. she went on to become the president and get a lot of loving husbands who love only her and always fight over her because she is so pretty lol. one time Justin Bieber tried to kill her because she was so pretty and he was jelly AF that she was cooler than him so he just had to so she cursed him to release a bad song in which he sounds like a little girl and had hated him now and forever until the end of time and after that too

Catchphrase: "Bow to my kawaii-desu sexiness! Nya!"

ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL!!!!!!1!!1!1!1!1!!!one!!!eleven!!!1!1!!1!1one-hundred-eleven!!!! "