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YOU WILL FALL TO MY CHARMS INSOLENT WOOORM!
Okay. So. Some people dig crazy chicks - Mav gets that. Unfortunately, heee's not in that same boat. And when one is so... forward and obvious... aaand loud. Yeah, no, sorry, he doesn't want any of that.
Also all this talk of 'serving' and all that kind of thing? Major turn-off. Like, good look and all but they just ain't Mav's type.
SERVE MEEE!
Woah, woah, chill out lady! Like, seriously! Okay, okay, everyone gets it, you're like, Lord of the seal people or whatever! But ever heard of stranger danger? Like, Igsma ain't going nowhere with someone they don't know!
Sorry ma'am, but no thank you! Nifty li'l eye-trick though. Igsma is sure if they'd shown that one to Eer, he'd've been aaaall over her!
...It's hard to believe this screeching feline was a demon lord. And still proclaims to be. Parabit can't tell if they're a good or bad influence on his Lordship. On one hand, lingering around another demon lord and seeing their feeble state could convince him to conquer that desert of the Seven Seals. A boost of morale. On the other, the way they act together is... insulting. Demeaning. A joke. They are not lords, even if he knows his Lordship still is. He cannot interfere, but Parabit will stay on the sidelines. And judge Threshnekor with a violent gaze until they prove their status as Lord. Or Lordess. Lady.
If only they weren't so loud. Parabit hates loud noises.
Ha! Ahahaha! HAAA wow, this one. Corny. Threshinator. Like. Geez, okay, calm down! You know you're stretching for it when your most defining feature is how LOUD you can yell! But hey, Corny here is a great time, a real laugh! Baf's bored? Well, he goes straight to his playmate to catch up on what antics they've fumbled through. He could write a BOOK on this one! Never a dull day with this one around, lemme tell you!
They're loud, have a sense of self-importance, and cling desperately to a title which they no longer hold. It's pathetic, and Baf finds that hilarious. The world's changed, always changes, and demon lords are a fading fear. Thresh is still thinking that he's something of worth, and ohHOOO boy, Baf is gonna LOVE watching his downfall. He'll need to bring... popcorn. Video camera. Top ten demonic prank videos.
Baf plays the long game, and he's happy to wait hundreds of years just to see Thresh get his kick up his arse!
Ahaha, YES! A FLAWLESS recruitment drive if Thresh might say so themselves! And they DO say so themselves! And since THEY say it, that's EVERYONE THAT MATTERS!
This one will make a fantastic thrall! What they may lack in presentation, they shall certainly make up for in utility! A perfect servant, READY AND WILLING to be OBEDIENT!
...Okay, admittedly Thresh hasn't seen them since the meal. But Thresh is SURE they'll turn up eventually!