Andrzej Zając

19

Male

5'10

14st

With his white dental tunic, pale skin, white hair and pale blue eyes, at first glance this young albino could almost be mistaken for a ghost. He sweeps his floppy hair to one side, with sideburns framing his thin face and long nose. A stickler for hygiene, he has a habit of wearing his disposable medical gloves even when not working.

British (but genetically Polish)

While kind deep down, sometimes people can find it difficult to see through his mischievous exterior. If it weren’t for his passion for dentistry, Andrzej would throw all of his efforts into becoming a shsl prankster. He adores the prankster’s kick he gets out of messing with people, never shying away from a prank even if it damages his less than professional reputation. He tends to ignore how his actions affect others, and rarely considers the consequences of his pranks. In fact, the only times he thinks ahead usually involve tooth care. However, when the tables are turned and he himself is being pranked by somebody else, he often fails to see the joke and ends up in a foul mood.

Pranks; laughing gas; frightening people; massages; dogs; flirting; fruit; classical music; glowsticks; herbal tea

Thunder and lightning (absolutely terrified); vomiting (to the point where he bans anyone with a strong gag reflex from his surgery); lie-ins; cooking; public transport; cats; chocolate; soda; getting pranked; ants

Dentist

It was actually through one of his pranks that Andy found his true calling. Once, in his early teens, one of his pranks went disastrously wrong and ended up knocking his younger brother’s tooth loose. He managed to keep it a secret for two days before his parents found out, upon which discovery they told him that the dental fee would be coming out of his own pocket money (as it was going to be more work than the NHS covered).

After kicking up a fuss and realising that they weren’t going to change their mind, he decided he’d rather try and pull the tooth out himself than pay the money. After doing a lot of research on the Internet, and trapping his fearful brother in his bedroom while their parents were out in the garden, Andrzej managed to successfully remove the tooth making use of tools he found around the house. Not only that, but he did it so well that their real dentist only needed to do NHS work to sort out the boy’s mouth completely. Proud of himself and remembering the joy he took in the research, it was that moment that he decided to become a self-taught dentist. A few years later, he flew through his exams, and became qualified in no time.

Although his younger brother Maciuś has always been wary of him, his parents couldn’t be more proud.

He was born in England after his parents moved there from Poland.