"Do you quest for pie? Pie is necessitated in your kingdom, sir knight!"

- Bane

Irrepressibly enthusiastic and bubbly, Lance is the the DIY guy and gardener of the artists' squat he lives in. Quick thinking, inventive, and good with repairs, he can kludge his way through almost any problem that arises. He might risk coming across as some kind of genius for it, except that he can also be remarkably airheaded about pretty much anything else in life.

He's overly friendly, probably too optimistic, and like an animal raised in captivity, he doesn't have the natural caution or fear of being caught that the other members of the squat do. Unlike the others, he isn't (or wasn't) even poor, and squatting is a life choice for him, not a necessity.

Lance is an environmentalist, a health nut, and overall a very good fellow who means well. His closest friend in the squat is Bane, and they have their own running in-jokes.

Lance works as a bicycle messenger, and he takes great pride in his job. Bane jokes around about Lance's bicycle being the "knight"'s faithful steed, but on the back of his bike dodging and weaving through traffic really is his favorite place to be.

His housemates in the artists' squat are Bane, Kaji, Luke (CHIEF), and Heto.