Felix

Felix is the one and only lawyer with a degree on interdimensional laws. since he has the backbone of a slug and a speech impediment his coworkers made fun of him and played him an awful prank where he ended up locked in an interdimensional prison's basement. thing is, the poor guy is so unmemorable that those jerks forgot they put himthere in the first place aaaaaaaaand he's spent the last 100 years there eating cans of beans. currently he's suffering from ptsd because of it and talks about the hallucinations he used to have in that place.

when he dies and becomes ash he always comes back first as a very small and fat photorealistic birb