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You've got a nice, punchable face.. anyone ever told you that, pretty boy?
Ha! Haha! You're certainly no sight for sore eyes!
UP YOURS, WOKE MORALIST! WE'LL SEE WHO CANCELS WHO
What the fuck is your problem like actually
What would you do if i was seven inches tall on the floor and I sparkled and glimmered under the sunlight like a precious stone. Hey. Are you even fucking listening to me right now
I think you should shut the fuck up like I think you should be quiet for several or more days
I mean, I'm just sayin', if you ever want to get freaky deaky.. I know this methodist priest..
...Ehhh. I'll think about it. You got my Añejo Breeze Bar?
Heh.. heh.. uh, yeah. Naw, Todd. I totally got those Taekwondo lessons. Yeah. Look, captain, hold that Santa Cruz board out in front of me and I'll split it in two.
You know I love you, man. You're like family. But y'know, I've been looking into our inventory, and I'm seein' shit missing. Did the voucher I gave you for a week of Taekwondo lessons just disappear? You're supposed to be vigilant. Real vigilant. Leave shoplifters with black eyes, man!! That's our ETHOS!!!
I love that horse girl, man! Met her at a midnight screening of Texas Chainsaw Massacres. Yeah, she’s cool as fuck - ‘n she’s got good taste in movies, which is hard to come by these days, y’know? She’s got a great Cenobite impression - I love when she goes all like, “GRAHH! I love the smell of fear!”
I think we're besties!! Are we besties? It's so cool to have a friend. Life is great. It's crazy that someone wants to hang out with meeee! But anyway, Ciao is really cool! We could probably be presidents of the weird names club! But really we'd probably be presidents of the movie club, 'cause obviously we bond over our fantastic taste. I could only hope to be a fraction as cool as her. I still don't get what weed is, though. I smoke it with her but secretly it doesn't do anything...
The best way Ciao can describe her thoughts on about Yska is.. he's a tentative bro? Yeah. Sounds about right. Ciao and Yska are alike in many ways, but different in many more, with their commonality being their keen interest in a certain methodist priest. In any case, Ciao finds Yska funny for the most part and respects that, despite being associated with Yukio, he seems capable enough to form his own opinions, especially about her. Still, you won't catch her even trying to touch him; she saw only once the true nature of his soul, and can't bear to think of seeing it again.
Yska finds Ciao immensely entertaining, for one thing, and that's enough of a reason to hang around her. He appreciates her antics where Yukio does not, though perhaps it's fair to say he can mostly handle them in small doses. He mostly encounters her while around Yukio, so they don't get to spend too much time together- and he feels a bit bad for how frustrated Yukio seems to get in her presence. Still, he likes Ciao, and would accept the title of 'tentative bro' as accurate. He's still not sure what's up with Ciao not touching him.
Aw, yeah, Law's my fav client in my new esoteric small business! My psychic reading's are tellin' me she's very troubled.. but also has a lot of success in her future? And also may be destined to fuck a certain strange skate shop cashier? But the jury's out on it.. heheh, guess she's gotta keep comin' back for my legitimate psychic readings. I take my craft real serious, y'know; don't let her tell you otherwise.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - ***BEST PSYCHIC READING IN TOWN***
I recently had to fire my personal psychic for personal reasons. Ciao's skate shop advertised cheap readings so I thought I'd give it a try. Oftentimes innacurate and borderline phony - I suggest supplementing your reading with tarots and regular chart-reading to give you a holistic view. Yet 5 stars for the... experience and treatment... at least. Ciao is the best and her manager should give her a raise.
Chad's the best. And he saved my ass - SEVERAL times. He's all about empowering small businesses and shit. And he's super smart. Dare I say it, one of the smartest guys I fuckin' know. Y'know, buddies do favors for their buddies. So I accidentally made his followers download some crypto-mining shit onto their laptops.. y'know, everyone makes mistakes; I got him these shoes, he wouldn't budge, we spent some good ol' fashioned quality time together.. now we're two peas in a pod, Chad 'n I! Look, he's even gonna let me do a live apology to all his followers. Life is good, man! I'll even shoot them another link to click on, that's how chill we are.
Chad is an absolute mess ever since Ciao. All he wanted was some rad gear, and when he was checking out he was told about a link that would get that little store a bonus. He showed his fans, tried to make things popular, but it ended up being a scam!! He was going to make a PSA on Ciao and her boss but... but she's convincing, and now he feels even worse. And better.
"Well, I only understood five or six of the words you just said, soooooo.. thanks, man! Or sorry that happened?" Ciao knows very little about Hanuel; the only thing she can really say about him is that she's surprised he and Yukio aren't friends. C'mon.. the matching fringes? The neuroticism? Either way, she'd love to chat him up, though not at the cost of her own life, that's for sure.
"An anomalous existence in the company of evil incarnate - you are an affront to the sanctity of life."
Ciao is literally everything that Haneul dislikes in a person. Her existence is anomalous, she has no real moral compass, AND she hangs out with one of the 7 sins and occasionally acts as his accomplice. As a result, Haneul wants to beat her up. Really, *really* badly. And who knows? Maybe he *will* pay her a visit one night…
Ciao's a mega-stan of Fender; she loves their music, loves his extensive manga collection, and thinks his tattoos are sick as hell. He's always looking at her with this quiet, blank stare, which she uses as an opportunity to engage in a staring contest with him. And hey! They're tail buddies! What more could you want?
Fender thinks Ciao's a fucking shroom trip. Every time he tries to read her mind it's like navigating through a bizarre maze of lines and shapes that doesn't make any sense. Whatever, he stopped trying to decipher her thoughts... and she usually has good weed anyway, so why not stick around?