gluttonous . finnicky . indulgent

A big ol meaty beasty who's incredibly self indulgent, often devours great portions of food and lazes around afterwards. Kind of a neighbourhood menace since it's not going to ATTACK people necessarily, but it's still nothing you want crashing your BBQ or snatching your groceries from the trunk. Buuuut it's also not something you can really deter by yelling at or waving a newspaper around so maybe best let it steal the pork chops.

Mostly seen at night, attracted to grocery and late night convenience stores as well as gas stations. Doesn't eat road kill or rubbish - tends to scavenge for easy meals in the form of raiding grocery stores or garage fridge/freezers, but when it's proper hungry it'll take out deer, wild pigs and domestic cattle/pigs/goats. Only eats the meat, fat and bones of an animal - organs, skin and hair are discarded - a somewhat fussy eater.

Can split open its segmented mouth in multiple ways - can keep the upper and lower halves together like a 'normal' mouth, keep the upper half together and split the lower jaws and vice versa, but it mainly just opens them all at once to show it's pretty smile :) split segments mainly act to grab and hold prey/food and shred it as the inner jaws lock on tight - though it is perfectly capable of delivering a killer crushing bite.

Basically an absolutely freaky looking monstrous carnivore that's the neighbourhood fucked up looking mountain lion who steals from grocery stores.