Xander Klingelhof's Comments


you’re my dad boogie woogie woogie you’re my daaaaad

i love xander. He’s a very polite and charming old man. I wish I could hug him. Or hear him sing. Or both? I think it’s very funny how he dislikes criminals so much and yet he and roswell are in love. I love biscuit and blou also. Basically he is the character ever

Omg, thank you!! Please give him a big hug he needs it (cause he dates Roswell)

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AH thank you!!!

finally the chops respawned

HE DID IT

I'm shaking and crying rn Xander would never lose his mutton chops

Beardless Xander cannot comfort you

I do not see it I do not wish to see it

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Isn't he handsome

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PLEASE WE NEED IT

Imma gonna miss his mutton chóps : (

Me too :((( but it's for the best


Two singers in the same room. What operas will they commit?

"You know, I'm pretty good at opera," The idol said, looking at her fingernails. "I'd love to duet with you one day." Her smile wasn't very pleasant, it was more of a half fake smile. She clasped her hands together. "Or maybe we can sing alone if you'd like, I'm not that busy this weekend." She sighed, dusting her dress. "Or we could-- be civil adults and just have tea together. That would be fun." She smiled.

“Oh madam, you’re the first I met here that actually.. Knows what opera is,” he said. With delight. He couldn’t help but smile. “That would be lovely,” he replied. With a hint of concern in his voice.
“I mean I’m open for both suggestions madam. But tea sounds good,” he said. Giving the idol a quick smile. “Besides, not to boast oh Void no, I’m a pretty good cookie baker.” 

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"Oh ma'am, I hadn't saw you there," Xander said as he tipped his had in Diluvi's direction. "You and you're," he paused when he saw Starbell. "Yoke."
Biscuit hardly paid the other any attention, not even when the creature started to bellow. He twitched his ear. Unlike Xander that slightly grimaced at the sound. Just like Starbell, Biscuit seemed to be more interested in the grass.
"It's a lovely day for a ride don't you think miss?" Xander asked the owner. Slightly confused. Surely he could wrap his head around riding a camel, but a 'yoke'? Not that easy. 

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I like how in every picture where he looks over to the right makes it look like he's about to politely ask for a cup of water

SDFjk tbh!? If I had to describe his personality in one sentence, that sentence would be it

he'd probably politely ask for a cap of water actually not a cup

so he can just,, put in his lips to not get his fancy mustache wet

Amen!

After the boardgame meeting, a snowstorm and some chats with elder man, Xiu decided to brought a small gif for him.

"Those plants of yours don't look like they're fine," pink-haired lady draw a frowny smile, not to point at all that Xander's dead plant souls due to dehydrate, "I don't want to be impolite, but this could be a good chance," Xiu smiled, bring a pack up, "to start with new plant!" 

A century-old tree but with smaller size, a bonsai! Wow.

Xander grimaced as Xiu pointed at his plants. Void. His plants. They had seen better days alright. He smiled, almost apologetically as if that could bring back his precious sprouts. 

"Oh, yes.. My plants, you see ma'am, I asked my lover to take care of them when I was gone. But he told me he got busy and, forgot. It happens! I'm.. Not mad, just slightly disappointed," Xander confessed underneath his breath. 

Xander's eyes grew wide when she mentioned a new chance. New plants..? Boy did he like the idea of new green-life. The singer smiled, from ear to ear, when Xiu presented the portable centry-old tree.
"Oh no, ma'am I can't accept this," he said as he... Took over the tree and /cleay/ accepted it. "I'll be sure to look after it, Void! I'll even take it with me in my travels, you have my word. My friend!"

Oh Xander....... 🥺 See dad got happie with a plant brighten my day, the content i didn't ask for but always needed 🥺

THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY ONE-OFF SHITPOST HIS QUOTE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU FOR SHITPOSTING SO ACCURATELY I HAD TO QUOTE IT

"You make me so fucking mad." said Manslaughter, her little hands trembling. She could not believe what this old man had called her, still. "I bet you're just a stupid furry in disguise. I bet you got a fucking dumbass fox costume in your stupid closet. I bet you go to those stupid furry cons and buy furry art. I'm not the furry. You're the furry. Stupid motherfucker."

Clearly, she was in denial.

"Oh it was never my intention to make you mad," the old man said. Adjusting those shitty little glasses on his nose. "Oh! Are you asking me for furry advice? Calling me an furry and such. I'm sorry little lady I don't have a dumbass fox costume in my stupid closet. Or ever bought art.." He paused and rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "Roswell did.. He bought animal art. So if you want real furry advice, maybe you should bother him?"
do it.

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I came here from browsing a forum game and I fell in love with Xander as soon as I saw him! Truly good dad vibes that have won over my heart :,)

 😭♥🥺AH thanks!! He is, be's a good dad, would pack your lunch every day! 

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i love him. . so so much :sob:

What a lad 👌🥺

AHHDS thanks 😤😭♥ he's a good dad

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OCH thank you so much! He's my kindest character and I'm honored to hear that you like him so much 😭💕!
AND YO! Tbh, I love those tiny modeled glasses, they are my absolute fave

The pet dodo with a bow tie honestly puts a smile on my face whenever I see her

SDFJKL GOD SAME.. I just had to do it Blux, I just had to add that bow.

I.... Love him..... I LOVE him...... He's a bit of my dad now, I decided so...... I'm also crying at the pet dodo, that is objectively the best possible way to spend money I believe

A bit of your dad!? How about he asioted you full!! I love you thank you so much, 😭

Then I have to say I've been blessed...... 

You're welcome ilu have a nice day 😭💚

id die for him

giphy.gif(I would die for you, not really Elton, but Elton John)

🙏🙏