Physical Description

Naturally thin with toned muscle. Light blonde hair, now has the side of her head shaved and the rest piled on one side. Blue eyes, thin lips and pointed features. When it comes to clothing, Sue prefers to wear anything comfortable yet breezy like a white tank top and jean shorts almost always without a bra. Would prefer to go naked but the rules say that's not allowed.

Speech

Unusually deep voice for a female. She sounds very cartoonish and unreal. She may seem like she's constantly lip-syncing.

Mental & Emotional

Out of this world insane. Her mind's on another level. Sometimes she's completely aware of reality but most of the time, she keeps that switched off and thinks how she pleases. It's easier that way.

Beliefs

She originally had atheistic views because she believed her and Ro were the ultimate powers and never really gave thought to anything else. However, over time, she has allowed herself to listen to Matthew's Catholic views. She owns a Bible and currently considers herself more or less Catholic but not publically.

Daily Life

Sue and Ro own a home but rarely visit it. It sits in some unknown place on a huge acreage. The grass is hardly mown and many tractors sit outside in the overgrown tundra. The house is stock full of weird things that they've collected or made over time. No one ever gets to come here (except Peter, whom only got the privledge due to his long lasting relationship with Ro).

Powers/Abilities

She can do anything and everything. She is only limited by her own insanity. She is the most powerful being in the universe, alongside her sister, Ro, second only to God.

Background/Story

Two women were posessed with an unknown illness that made them do horrible things and act in sadistic and perverse manners. Bruce and a few others decided to try and cure these individuals. He did an experiment and in short, ended up separating the malicious side of them into completely new entities. The once evil that dwelled inside their minds and guided their actions became Weird Sue and Weird Ro (these were two nicknames that caught on and just stuck).

When it comes to her past, she's all over the place. Sue was a huge part in every piece of history in this universe since her creation, a little over 12 years ago. Her and Ro have been apart in everyone's lives whether good or bad; making themselves known. They are hated and loved but mostly hated. They used to injure and maim out of their own inner confusion and eventually fell to quieter thoughts but still fall back to their old ways from time to time. Nowadays, they're mostly a nuisance that tangle around your feet while you're trying to walk, Sue turning into a skeleton and attempting to spook you, Ro rolling people over after turning into a ball, anything extremely cartoonish and unreal. They won't harm you if you don't ignore them and you stay nice but if you hurt them or say something that hurts their feelings, hell could rise.

Trivia

• Makes herself out to be a constant joke, though any she tells are usually spent on other's behalfs.
• If she chooses to turn into something else outside of a human, she'll be a seagull, pigeon or skeleton.
• She's prone to pee in pot plants. If you see a random bushel in the hallway, avoid it.
• Her humor can be described as childlike but definitively insidious.
• She feels pain but is just so incredibly used to it that an axe to the chest or being set on fire doesn't even phase her. She can also choose to turn off pain but she never does.
• Barbara gives her Hot Cheetoh bags to make her behave. After many years of not eating them, she has amassed an entire room full. She protects it viciously.
• Matt gave her a small green camo ball to appease her years ago and since then, Bruce has mass produced them and pretty much everyone has one to hand out to keep her well-behaved. Even if this only lasts about 5 minutes or less, it's a small price to pay for a break from her madness.

Stats

Personality

Made of everything but sugar and spice and the opposite of everything nice, Sue wins the award for biggest troll. Her blood is fueled by the anger of others and she drinks your tears for hydration. Although she has an extremely cold exterior, she can be quelled by human decency.

Don't leave your toes under the table too long; a lady's gotta snack.