BTS

this is my child BTS. his name stands for big time sex. he is part of a spelljammer campaign where he went to space for sex and drugs and money. he sucks. he's a parasite that's inhabiting the corpse of jerma985 so he's sort of just a bag of meat in a way. his big ass head gets in the way of him trying to punch people sometimes. he was supposed to go to bard college to be an idol (like hello kitty) but he sucked so now he just kills people. thats it hes kinda just a little guy. <3 hate and darkness! oh also yes you do pronounce his name like an acronym he doesn't know who bts is thats just him although they canonically also exist in the universe.