Basic Info
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Alias
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DirtyBoy
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Real Name
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2012 Nissan Frontier Crew Cab 4X4SV
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Species
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Midsize Pickup Truck
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Age (in car years)
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10 (Deceased)
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Age (in human years)
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35 (Deceased)
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Gender
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Male
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Sexuality
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Gay
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Disabilities
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Borderline Personality Disorder; Anorexia Nervosa
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Occupation
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Gamer
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Height
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5'11"
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Weight
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4,400lbs
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Traits
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4.0L V6 Dual Overhead Cam Engine
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IQ
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165
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Exterior
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"Super Black"
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Interior
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"Steel"
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Headlights
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Slightly Oxidized
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Family
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Nissan Titan (Father), Other Nissan Frontiers (Brothers)
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Friends
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My Mazda 3 (Geg)
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Birthplace
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Smyrna, Tennessee
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Favorite Foods
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Gasoline, 5W-30 oil
Profile
DirtyBoy was born to an unknown Nissan Titan inside of the Nissan manufacturing plant in Tennessee. Until he was captured by car control (vehicular form of animal control), he was completely feral. He was brought to a Nissan Dealership somewhere along the East Coast, where he was adopted. Since then, he had gotten an education (he has a master's in Women's Studies and an MBA) and had come out as gay. He had Borderline Personality Disorder, although it's self-diagnosed [UPDATE: the mechanic profesionally disagnosed him after finding a razor blade in his tire. He also has anorexia because he had a 0 cal monster can convering a hole in the exhaust pipe]. His life had mostly been pleasant, except when he was assaulted by another car and had to stay in the car hospital for a month. He was pronounced deceased after sacrificing himself on a telephone pole (DirtyBoy died for our sins)
October 2012 - April 2022
