Akeem Jacobson

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General Information: 

Name: Akeem Judah Jacobson (Pronounced as: Uh-Keem You-Da Jay-cub-son )

Alias(es): N/a

Gender: (Cis) Male

Birth Designation: DMAB (Designated Male At Birth)

Pronouns: • He/Him/His

Sexual Orientation: Pansexual

Romantic Orientation: Panromantic

Age:  54

Species: Human

Race: Black

Ethnicity: Jamaican (Black-Jamaican)

Birthday: June 6th

Sign: Gemini

 

Appearance Information: 

Height: 6'6'' | 192cm

Weight: 145lbs | 66Kg

Build: Slightly slimmer than average

Distinguishing Features: 
• Freckles
• Dreadlocks that goes just past the small of his back
• Missing left leg
• Bright blue eyes

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Black

Skin Tone: Dark Brown

Handedness: Ambidextrous

Scents: Natural if slightly woody

Scars and Injuries:  Amputated left leg

Body Modifications: N/a

 

Personality Information: 

Personality: Charming, flirtatious, greedy,manipulative, but friendly.

Positive Personality Traits:
•  Diplomatic
•  Convincing
•  Fair
•  Friendly
•  Ambitious
•  Focused
•  Calculating

Negative Personality Traits: 

• Manipulative
• Deceitful
• Lecherous
• Prideful
• Ambitious
• Greedy

Habits: 

 Sings along with songs he knows whenever he hears them playing; often just loud enough for him to hear
 Drums the fingers of his right hand while thinking
• Tilts his head slightly (and subconsciously) when listening to someone as a sign that he is actually paying attention

Fears: 
Being Called Out On Lies/Bad Deals Publicly

Likes:
• Hot, sunny and windy days
• Reptiles in general but alligators/crocodiles and snakes in particular
• Cats in particular American short hairs
• Anything with a vanilla flavor added to it
• Board games and games of chance
• Organizing
• Goats
• Being driven around

Dislikes:

• Cold weather
• Country music, namely anything with a heavy focus on the fiddle
• Evangelicals and fundamentalists  
• Meat
• Having to drive
• Sheep

Pet Peeves: He gets annoyed by people who don't know how to haggle or make deals out of ignorance; IE. people who try to buy a new car and do not understand that he is trying to give them a deal that would help them out or something he can add to increase the price. He doesn't see the sport in betting with someone who doesn't know they're in a game.

Mental Health Issues: N/a

Speech Patterns: Akeem speaks in a naturally thick Jamaican patios, his tone is very lyrical with each word mellifluously flowing naturally into the next with little to no issues, his voice is also kept just barely over a monotone and comes across as friendly if a bit flirty when speaking.

Interview
Who are you? 
"Akeem. Akeem Jacobson. How yuh duh? Hope yuh nuh been waiting too lang tuh hear from mi."
[Akeem. Akeem Jacobson. How are you doing? Hope you haven't been waiting too long to hear from me.]

Can you tell me a bit about yourself? 
"Mi cud tell yuh nuff but of every be tell mi life nuttin but contradictions. Mi nuh nuh harbour shark but mi a businessman get miself a few places mi run. Mek a gud amount of funds offa but nuh like mi out there money mi a pree. Recently divorced. Living it up inna America after comin up from Jamrock. Speaking of which? Sorry, nuh sorry, fi nuh trying tuh change mi accent. Listen tuh ow mi sound? eff mi try tuh force miself fi guh all speaky-spokey di twang wud be driving yuh nuts. Mi nuh being bright Just trying tuh save yuh alla di horra of dat. Oddah dan that? Wah there tuh sey? Mi live a gud life. Get plenty fi be giving tanks fi."
[I could tell you a lot but truth be told my life is nothing but contradictions. I ain't greedy but I am a businessman. Got myself a few places I run. Make a good amount of money off of but ain't like I'm out there trying to make money by any means necessary I'm divorced. Living it up in America after moving from Jamaica. Speaking of which? Sorry, not sorry for not trying to change my accent. Listen to how I sound? If I tried to force myself to speak with an American accent my accent would be driving you nuts. Other than that? What's there to say? I live a good life. Got plenty to be giving thanks for.]

What is your orientation? 
"Half di tings mi cud use tuh describe miself ar mi bin called probably wud'n bi. . .  Aw f*ck wah deh di word.  Vardah did tell mi ih one day.  Uh. . .  Nuh problematic buh di opposite ah dat.  Woke? Mi nuh f*cking kno. Haad tuh keep up sometimes.  Anyway.  Mi lakka women, mon, both, neither.  Mi ain't picky.
[Half the things I could use to describe myself or I been called probably wouldn't be...Aw f*ck what's the word. Vardah told me it one day. Uh...Not problematic but the opposite of that. Woke? I don't f*cking know. Hard to keep up sometimes. Hard to keep up sometimes. Anyway. I like women, men, both, neither. I ain't picky.]

How old are you? 
"A nuh ih facety tuh aks ah gentleman fi im age? [Akeem chuckles.]Buh eena all seriousness mi fifty-four."
[Isn't it rude to ask a gentleman his age? But in all seriousness I'm fifty-four.]

How tall are you? 
"Hmm six an ah half feet? mi guessing."
[Hmm, six and a half feet? I'm guessing.]

How many languages do you speak?
"Oh, eff mi gave yuh ah list wi wud bi yah all day.  Mi kno wul heap an mek wi jus cut eh at dat."
[Oh, if I gave you a list we would be here all day. I know a lot and let's just leave it at that.]

Do you have any family? 
"Oh, very much suh.  Get fi mi faada.  Im an rasshole.  Also get tree brothers.  Dem a also rassholes. Fi mi madda died ah few years aguh.  Get real sick.  Ah shame.  Gud ooman. Ave ah wife. . .  Did hav ah wife.  Get divorced.  An mi ave tree kids.  Andreas an Carrtier cum fram Tessa, uh, Fi mi ex-wife.  Vardah cum fram ah ooman mi met while traveling."
[Oh, very much so. Got my dad. He's an asshole. Also got three brothers. They are also assholes. My mother died a few years ago. Got real sick. A shame. Good woman. Have a wife...Had a wife. Got divorced. And I have three kids. Andreas and Carrtier came from Tessa, uh, my ex-wife. Vardah came from a woman I met while traveling.]

What about friends? 
"Nuh one mi wud call ova fah drinks buh mi get nuff ah folks mi pan gud terms wid.  Mostly people ahuu wuk fi mi.  Wah did yuh expect mi tuh hab golfing buddies ar something?"
[No one I would call over for drinks but I got plenty of folks I'm on good terms with. Mostly people who work for me. What did you expect me to have golfing buddies or something?

What do you do for a living or what do you want to do? 
"Mi owna ah few businesses.  Smart wid weh mi spend, how much, an pan wah.  Mi cud basically sit bac an jus retire buh mi lakka tuh go dung an help out.  Makes mi feel useful. As fi wah mi waah tuh do? wah deh left?"
[I own a few businesses. Smart with where I spend, how much, and on what. I could basically sit back and just retire but I like to go down and help out. Makes me feel useful. As for what I want to do? What's left?]

Are you religious? 
"Mi nuh ah vampaya eff dat a wah yuh asking. Mi mite nuh bi bobo dread buh mi ain't jus ah dread either.
[I'm not faking being Rastafarian if that's what you're asking. I might not be super orthodox but I'm not just a guy with dreadlocks either.

Are you seeing anyone? 
"Yah.  Exclusively? nuh.  A wi dating? nuh.  Am mi hooking up wid him fram time tuh time? yah. What? mi hav bin married fi twenty-six years.  Mi rampin di field.]
[Yes. Exclusively? No. Are we dating? No. Am I hooking up with him from time to time? Yes. What? I've been married for twenty-six years. I'm playing the field.]

Do you have any favorite foods? 
"Tofu. Mi tried eh ages aguh an mi surprised how criss eh did.  Yuh wudda bi amazed wah people can duh wid dat.  Even more suh eff yuh fry ih."
[Tofu, I tried it ages ago and I'm surprised how good it was. You'd be amazed what people can do with that. Even more so if you fry it.]

What do you do for fun? 
"Eff eh fun an mi nah guh drop out ar nuh died? Dan mi probably hab ar will dweet honestly."
[If it's fun and I won't die or haven't died? Than I probably have or will do it, honestly.]

Do you anything you want to say to anyone who might read this?
"Bless up yuhself and Jah guide."
[Blessings onto you and may God guide you.]


 

Other Information: 

Languages Spoken:
• English
• French
• Arabic
• French
• German
• Hebrew
• Hindi
• Mandarin Chinese
• Swahili

Nationally/Citizenship: 
• Jamaica
• (Naturalized) United States

Occupation: Owner of a (used) car dealership

Marital/Relationship Status: Single and Looking (Divorced)

Belief/Religion: Rastafari

Current Residence:  Portgate, California, United States Of America

Birthplace: Kingstown, Jamaica

Immediate Family: 
Jonah Jacobson (Father)
Aisha Jacobson (Mother/Deceased)
Micheal Jacobson (Brother)
Jibril Jacobson (Brother)
Refael Jacobson (Brother)
Tessa Jacobson (Ex-Wife)
Andreas Jacobson (Son)
Carrtier Jacobson (Son)
Vardah Lasout (Daughter)

Arrests: None

Criminal Status: None

General Health: Suffers from chronic/phantom pain

Allergies: None

Blood Type: O+

Clothing Styles:  Akeem focuses on comfort first often wears very loose clothing that he seems to drown in often with an Afro/Rastafari design or aesthetic due to his faith. Often in shades of dark reds, browns, blacks, and tans with the occasional splash of vibrant color.

Voice Claims: Dave Fennoy

Miscellaneous Notes: None at this time.


Biography

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Relationships

Jonah JacobsonFatherOriginally groomed to be his father's judicial replacement one day. Akeem's upbringing was heavy in learning about the law as was written and it was something he was originally eager to one day do. At least until he saw his father's rulings in person and saw how he gave down the harshest sentences he could for the crimes that came before him regardless of circumstances. However that was just enough to make him reconsider his job prospects. It was after Akeem's brother Michael got Akeem with another man, a crime there and then, that things turned even worse. Quite literally dragged in front of his father. A long back and forth that made Akeem feel guilty eventually resulted in Jonah considering letting Akeem off the hook in exchange for giving the other a very harsh sentence. The result of that blatant hypocrisy, nepotism, and the threat towards someone who like Akeem did nothing wrong proved to be too much. Akeem broke free and struck his father across the face with a bottle that had been on the table. An act that resulted in Jonah losing his left eye. Shortly after this Akeem was dragged out by Michael while Jibril and Rafael tended to their father's wounds. They haven't seen or spoken to each other in years.
Aisha JacobsonMother - DeceasedAkeem lost his mother when he was a teenager when she died of a congenital heart issue. Growing up, Aisha viewed and treated Akeem like the prodigal son and a lot of what he did he did with the intent of making her proud of him. Akeem has good memories of his mother.
Michael JacobsonBrotherThe brother just younger than Akeem. Michael was always somewhat jealous of his older brother and when he couldn't outdo him in the realm of taking to their father's lessons he instead tried to undermine him. Often following him around waiting for him to slip up and have something he can report to their father to help make Akeem fall from his good graces. It was during one of these following arounds that Michael got Akeem with another man. Something that was illegal when and where they lived and, failing to capture the other man solely because he had his sights on bringing down his brother he only managed to capture and bring in Akeem. Something that would result in their father losing his eye and Michael deciding to arrange an "accident" to get his brother out of the picture for good. The resulting fall was the reason that Akeem lost his leg. Michael does not believe that he killed Akeem however. In part because he believes he is getting cryptic warnings through things that he is receiving in the post over the years leads him to believe they are being sent by Akeem to mock him; which they are. They haven't directly seen or spoken to each other in years and at times he wants to return the favor to make up for Michael taking his leg from him. 
Jibril JacobsonBrotherGrowing up, Jibril could have best been described by Akeem as something of a party pooper. Often taking the fun out of things for seemingly no other reason other than habit or a desire to see everyone else be proper. This resulted in them being somewhat distant even if they were family. However, following an event that resulted in the loss of their father's eye and the loss of Akeem's leg and, from their perspective, disappearance? They have become more distant than family. They haven't seen or spoken to each other in years.
Rafael JacobsonBrotherWhen they were younger Akeem and Rafael were the trouble makers of out of all the brothers. Coming up with ideas and schemes to pass the time or to fleece people out of money solely because they could. If there was anyone who Akeem's more critical thoughts and beliefs passed onto it would have been Rafael however the last time they saw each other was an event that resulted in the loss of their father's eye and the seeming disappearance of Akeem. They haven't seen or spoken to each other in years.
Tessa JacobsonEx-WifeDuring the hospital stay, shortly after Akeem had his leg amputated, Akeem managed to strike up a conversation with one of the nurses on duty. She was one of the first people that made him laugh after the incident with his family and Akeem made promises that the second he could leave the hospital he was going to buy her a lunch. Something that, when he left the hospital, he did. One date led to another which led to another and eventually the two eloped since he had lied and said he had no family still alive. The two had a somewhat strained marriage from the start due to the fact that Akeem wasn't very monogamist but Tessa didn't really mind that since, in her mind, he didn't have any intention of marrying these people or having anything more than a one night stand with them. Those trysts didn't seem to draw any lost affection from him nor pull his attention from helping raise his son Andreas and then his second son Carrtier. However, all this came to a head when she was made aware that not only was he in communication with one of the women he hooked up with years ago but in fact had a child with her out of wedlock. With that, what little bit of a line that had been drawn in the sand was crossed and they were divorced shortly after.  They aren't really on direct speaking terms these days.
Dwei LasoutMistress - Former Meeting while on a business trip to Indonesia. He met Dwei when she seemed to be in something of a bad way. Not knowing that her husband had recently died due to a car crash. Offering to be a friendly stranger he treated her to food, drinks, and nice company over the few days he was there. Eventually resulting in a tryst in his hotel room. Regretful he had to leave, he left his contact information and told her to contact him any time and as soon as he could he would respond, he didn't hear from her for nearly a year. Only speaking to her again when she informed him that she had a child and that he was the father. While she was about to let that be it he managed to have her stay on the line long enough that he offered to finically support her, her family, and in particular his child. Something he did so for several years until he learned that his daughter, Vardah, wanted to meet him in-person. Something that became far easier when both his wife, now ex-wife, Tessa learned of this and Carrtier found himself in legal trouble, resulting in him and his sons moving to the US. They have a decent, if somewhat, distant relationship.
Andreas JacobsonSonBeing Akeem's firstborn son? All throughout Andreas' life Akeem has done his best to shower him with due praise and accolades as well as bragging about him and his accomplishments in an attempt to be the same good parent to him that Akeem's mother was to him. However, this resulted in Andreas being put on a bit too high of a pedestal that, when everyone turned against him later in his teenage years and twenties as a result of protecting and defending his brother Carrtier, made that crash from grace feel all that more worse. Akeem was fully willing to try and walk it back and let Andreas be his own man and not put everything on his shoulders when Carrtier, getting into some legal trouble, warranted part of the reason why Akeem and Carrtier had to leave the country. Akeem feels guilty in asking Andreas to come along but, in his mind, he needed his help to keep Carrtier under control. They have a good, if strained at times, relationship.
Carrtier JacobsonSonWhile Akeem loved Carrtier as much as he did with his firstborn son Andreas? On the surface that didn't seem to be the case due to random circumstance. Namely that an uptick in business and having to also focus on Andreas resulted in Akeem not giving Carrtier the same prodigal son treatment of his older brother. Something that the younger son internalized and resented but for one reason or another did not direct that resentment towards Akeem. As Carrtier grew up, Akeem often found himself needing to step in and try to fix things as it became clear that Carrtier was becoming something of a bully or just general trouble maker. This pattern of trying to clean up Carrtier's mistakes culminated when Carrtier, with the assistance of his then friend Parah, set fire to an abandoned factory. Something that caused an expensive amount of damage and resulted with Parah being burned and nearly dying in the fire were it not for luck saving her in the nick of time. After that Akeem managed to convince Carrtier to try and not be a nuisance however this eventually failed when he smashed a bottle over the head of the son of the local chief of police. Facing the possibility of Carrtier being criminally punished, and situations at home coming to a head him divorcing from his wife, Akeem agreed to leave the country and move to the US with Carrtier, as well as Andreas to help keep Carrtier out of trouble,  rather than stay. Since then he has tried to keep an eye on him and keep him busy by both sending him to a local college but also isolating him from most people by getting him a cabin on the edge of town. They have a good relationship even though Akeem constantly has to downplay just how abrasive an individual Carrtier is. 
Vardah LasoutDaughterWhile Akeem didn't originally have knowledge of Vardah's birth or existence? The second he was made aware of her he went about trying to provide and care for her even from a distance. Sending her mother, Dwei, regular amounts of money in as discreet a manner as he could. He would have been content to do this for the rest of his days, only learning bits and pieces about Vardah via conversations with her mother, until he was told that Dwei had told her about him. Shortly after that, circumstances found themselves that both of them found each other in the United Sates shortly after Vardah joined the military. They met, spent a bit of time talking and getting to know each other before agreeing to meet again. With Vardah often volunteering to help out her father at his work or helping manage things in his home. They have a good relationship and are working on getting to know each other better to make up for lost time.
Tai JimenezEmployee/Friend-With-Benefits One of the newer people that Akeem hired to staff one of his car dealerships it didn't take long for Tai began to subtly, and not so subtly, began to put the moves on his boss for the reason of career advancement. While Akeem was receptive to the idea he made it clear up front to Tai that he was not going to exchange those sort of things for promotions or a raise and that Tai would still need to earn them nonetheless. Something that Tai agreed to. Since then it isn't uncommon to see Tai lingering around his boss whenever both of them are in the dealership. They have a good working relationship and for the most part are able to keep their work and their other relations fairly separate. Even if Akeem knows Tai is still vying for a leg up over his workers.

Trivia

⭐ Akeem is naturally a very charismatic individual, while it can be argued that these are skills that he learned in order to deal with people during his travels, that is not true, and the case is that he has always been like that. Being as observant as he is, he has almost mastered the ability to read a person and deduce not just their current state but also their perspective wants and if there is something he doesn't know he's smart enough to either play dumb, flatter, or whatever is needed in order to have people willing give information to him that can help him and his case. This has not only helped him in matters of business or flirtation but also in just general conversation with very few people having anything negative to say about the man.

⭐ Akeem is a vegetarian due to his religious and personal beliefs but has eaten meat before in his life, often due as a result of translation issues, when he was traveling abroad in his 20s and 30s, a situation that he almost instantly recognizes when it came up due to the fact that, because he doesn't eat that much meat, when he does he gets fairly ill as a result.

⭐ Akeem runs rather hot with regards to body temperature. He's, almost, always slightly warmer than almost anyone who makes physical contact with him and yet despite this he seems to have no issue in hotter environments where others might need to cool down. Instead he seems to thrive there. Likewise, while he does hate cold weather he doesn't need to seem to bundle up as much as one might expect. 

⭐ Akeem keeps a collection of items that he has gotten from his travels, and while he does have a few mass produced, proper, tourist trap objects in his collection such as mugs and snow globes, he prefers things that are handmade and one of a kind. Along with that a good few items in his collection, minus those that came from the likes of a souvenir store or an airport, are things he didn't even buy, often being things that were instead given to him for free either due to his ability to talk people into doing so or by being a good guest while he was staying with them. He also jokes that a few of the objects in his collection are cursed but that is probably not true. Probably.

⭐ Akeem walks with a cane alongside his prosthetic, although generally he doesn't need it, often only needing its help for extremely long walks or on rough and uneven inclines. Yet, even still, he treats it almost as an extenstion of his body, using it to gesture, add to a flourish of his movements, push things away, or pull them closer as easily as using his own hand most of the time. Along with that, he can walk almost silently with his cane despite it being made of wood. Because of the nature of the material that it is made from, on certain floors, the cane tends to make a faint clicking tap sound when it makes contact with a surface. As easily as on or off, Akeem seems to have developed something of a talent of moving silently with it, often using that ability to sneak up on people in the likes of his showroom in order to surprise them and make a bigger first impression with them when the silence is broken by him suddenly speaking up; although he does delight slightly in making people jump a bit in shock.


⭐ Akeem, due to his upbringing, in which he was raised to follow his father into a career in law has a knack at spotting, writing, and/or getting out of loopholes. Often able to either see a glaring flaw in a contract presented to him within a few minutes of reading it or write one that is not only air tight but also one that most people tend to not even notice unless exact circumstances come up. And while he could easily use this talent in order to enrich himself, and he does, although that depends on the person for whom he's writing the contract, just as often he can write something into a contract that can and will help a person with a future problem.

⭐ Akeem, despite both coming up in and living a fairly wealthy lifestyle, lives almost completely spartan. For example, while he does own what is arguably a fairly decent home, complete with multiple stories, bedrooms, bathrooms, a pool, and etc? The only rooms with any sort of furnishing are the rooms in which actively uses, for example, the kitchen and the master bedroom, the rest of them are pretty empty with the exception of one or two guest bedrooms and bathrooms with the bare minimum on the off-chance he invites someone home who either doesn't want to join him in his bedroom or sleep on the couch, as well as a room which could serve as something of an office filled with the prior mentioned trinkets in his collection. More often than not, he simply uses as much as he needs in any given month, saves some, but gives the bulk of his funds to those who he thinks are more in need.

⭐ Akeem's employees have an extremely favorable opinion of him as a boss, even those who formerly owned the business that he bought from them, a fact that, the latter even more so, comes as a surprise since those who haven't had contact with him aside from rumors view him as a shrewd businessman. Between an extremely generous pay, extensive insurance plans, treating them as equals to him, flexible shifts, and ousting people who make work uncomfortable, difficult, or outright hostile? Few have any real reason to dislike him once they begin to work for him.  The occasional quality of life gift from him also doesn't hurt matters. 


⭐ Akeem has been, ever since the incident that led to his falling out with his family and the loss of his leg, open about his pansexuality. While in certain cases he doesn't actively advertise it, for example, in countries where his attraction to men is considered illegal, he doesn't actively deny it either. This has been more true ever since his divorce with the amount of male and female partners being roughly equal since (and before) that point.


⭐ Akeem despite growing up in wealth, was cut off from the bulk of his funds when he all but cut himself off from his father, however, since then he has managed to build something of a decent fortune for himself. Even more so with his wealth increasing to its roughly current levels during his trips around the globe, and while he insists that nothing he did was illegal, mostly, he does refuse to mention exact details on how he came into his fortune with some speculating he did everything from simply being a savy businessman, to conning people, to gambling, to those illegal activities that he denies occured.