Bowie Shepherd's Links
"He's so effortlessly good at everything he does. Not fair."
"What's that? Can you speak up? Repeat yourself maybe?"
"Are you bad at games on purpose or is it just your age getting to you. L bozo + ratio by the way."
"He's still just a kid... Gotta keep reminding myself... His brain isn't finished developing yet, he'll be more mature soon....."
"Implying I'm on your level of stupid is the meanest thing you could have said to me"
"You get me, Bowie. We have a lot in common, we're on the same wavelength."
"I can think of a few ways you can shut me up ;)"
"Do you seriously ever shut up."
"Calling you lava the way you're hot stuff."
"I'm a taken man, Bowie. I'm flattered, though."
"I'm a wolf, dumbass."
"He's good company! Who knew a cat and a dog could get along so well ^w^"