Johannah 🅾️

Johannah of the Offsprings

Mantainer of Simplicity and Embodiment of Natural | she/her

Kind, amicable and unpretentious, Johannah might just be the most approchable of the Offsprings. She encourages freedom, coloquialism, relaxation and being clear-cut. As the maintainer of simplicity, Johannah embodies everything about the simple life. She goes where she wants, when she wants, avoids making protracted plans or goals, and basically takes it easy all day long. She is most often found spending time in nature, alongside animals, plants and the open sky. Johannah is welcoming and enjoys meeting new people and hearing their stories. Her methods might be a little rustic, and she doesn't know her way around a computer or smartphone, but she is perfectly fine living off the grid and being closer to nature.

In Johannah's presence, people are able to find easier solutions to problems. They feel less anxious or stressed and more relaxed. Being in Johannah's presence for too long has a habit of making people lazy or being careless, however. As the patron god of explorers and nature lovers, Johannah promotes taking hikes, backpacking, and venturing into the unknown. She causes people to have more pleasant experiences of nature and those in her favor might see more beautiful or rare sights out in the wild.

Johannah is the embodiment of the Natural element, the element of plants, animals, and anything organic. Her weapon is a large wooden mallet that is carved out of a single tree. Johannah can make plants grow and forests flourish at her command, and can speak with animals. Johannah also has the special ability that is basically exaggerated Achievements in Ignorance; if Johannah doesn't know how to do something, or doesn't know how it works, she can do it - perfectly so. This includes anything from driving a car (she never learned) to pulling a pie straight out of the oven (nobody told her she couldn't!) She is unique among the Offsprings in that she dresses in different clothes all the time, but she always wears her green waistband with any outfit.

Johannah's hobbies are taking long walks in the woods, exercising, drinking tea, and making art. Among the Offsprings, she is considered to be the youngest, but they're all immortal anyways. Her counterpart and brother is Isaac.