Dexter Sabhion

Inventive, Creative, Witty, Charming, Loud, Flirtatious, Reckless, Arrogant

• Always down to party
• "What in God's name?!""God had nothing to do with it!"
• sometimes humor is a skillful art and sometimes lol 69
• Always aspires to make the Best Thing
• can and will eat food from the ground if it's been a short enough time

Resident engineer/artificer at the Conservatory. Dexter adores building elaborate machines to do mundane things and vice versa; his greatest invention is the Instant Coffee Machine in the lounge that has over 400 minute options as well as room for 1,000 preset coffee recipes. He’s got an acute knowledge of human weak points and of all the mad scientists in the Conservatory could be the most successful if he turned his eye on world domination. A genius inventor, he’s created his own power source that generates energy entirely via magnets and spinning gears- his Powered Gearboxes are renewable and power nearly every invention he makes. 

Dexter also has an intense flair for the dramatique- and isn’t afraid to get risqué while presenting his latest works. The outfits under his lab coat are always industrial-themed and ridiculously skimpy- and treated with chemicals to make them stain, oil, shrapnel and fire-resistant. Dexter is a bit of a pyromaniac and loves making things that set themselves on fire- he’s best friends with the Conservatory’s blast technician. 

• A contortionist- can get into ridiculously small/tight spaces. Makes dirty jokes about how “flexible” he is a lot
• Once accidentally built a death ray while trying to build an advanced toaster. Keeps it in his garage just in case. 
• Incredibly good at gambling- helps that he doesn’t use a poker face and instead pretends to be winning or losing- nobody knows what to expect from him. 
• Made an instant alcohol machine and auctioned it off. The leader of the Dracul family bought it. 
• Often collaborates with others on inventions- his engineering and quick thinking can only get him so far. This has led to innumerable “sleeping around” jokes and rumors, most of which aren’t true. 
• Good at driving unless he’s following any traffic laws 

• Explosions
• Building
• Skimpy Clothes
• Warm Colors
• ;3c
• Mad Laughter
• Parties
• Theatre
• Sugary Drinks
• Fun Facts
• Steampunk/Industrial Aesthetics
• Bubbling Vials

• Actually trying to make tinctures
• Cooking
• Turtlenecks
• Bumpy textures
• Cold cuts
• Feeling ugly
• Bass Violins
• Bauhaus Art
• Clashing/Neon colors