Uranus

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Uranus

Airhead ⋆ Cold ⋆ Genius

Once i become God again, you will all suffer for making jokes of my fucking name.

Basics

Name

Uranus Oceanus

Called

Uranus, Anus, My Anus, Urara (Sun)

Age

4.503 bil years old

Pronouns

He/Him


Species

Planet

Occupation

Neptune's personal Janitor

Height

208cm

Lives in

Solar system

Imagine being the god of the sky just to reincarnate into a janitor.

A genius behind an immature and sentimental planet. Uranus acts cold towards almost everyone. Bitter most of the time, but he means well. He just has a hard time trying to convey his emotions and doesn't understand social cues. He tries but his mind is often blank. Atleast it's better than his brother. He's almost never taken seriously and celestials often underestimates his strength. Seriously! He has great skills but it's more often held-back by his poor communication skills.

What skills? Alot for an awkward looking guy, Uranus has good administrative skills. He's good at teamwork and pulling people together. Experienced at fixing even the most complex machines. Often makes great decisions at random intervals. Discipline and thorough at tasks he enjoys. Has a lot of innovative and creative ideas. But his greatest skill of them all: Cleaning. He can't stand anything messy and always tries to tidy everything up. Amazing at toilet plunging. Anything that Uranus touches becomes clean like it's brand new. Whether it's magic or his excellent hardwork, no one knows.

Story

How did a God become so pathetic? Well it all started with an asshole.

To put it shortly, He was a selfish Sky God that banished his childrens and was overthrown by one of his son. After years in hell, he made a deal with the ruler of hell to be reborn again and possibly, become God again.

Uranus was once the god of the sky. Killed by his own son, Kronus, with a sickle. It was a tragedy and a revolution caused by Gaea's wrath. If it wasn't for his selfishness who abandoned his kids, his wife wouldn't have ordered one of her kids to kill Uranus. And well, Uranus is banished to Tartarus. An afterlife for ancient deities.

After some years of waddling uselessly, apologizing and talking to his banished childrens and having an existential crisis, Hades came as the new ruler of the afterlife and the tartarus along with the other older titans, including Kronus but not Gaea. Surprised and confused, Uranus decided to ask the titans. But most of them refused angrily and told him to ask Hades. The slightly more confused Uranus came to ask Hades. Hades simply said that the Newer gods, the olympians, defeated the titans in a long lasting war.

Like the Titans who he asked, Uranus was mad. How could anyone replace them with a new generation? Simply unacceptable. He tried to make a deal with Hades but Hades refused in fear of his 2 brothers knowing. Still, Uranus managed to make a deal with him as time passed. Hades became bored and tired of being constantly antagonized by the other gods. He also came to be bored of being alone, hearing the frequent sounds from hell without anything to amuse him. So to entertain himself, he made a deal with Uranus. The deal was he would be reborn but not as a god. Instead as a wandering normal celestial. And he won't be reborn from a baby. He'll be reborn as a kid instead. Sounds great right? Though in return, his wisdom and strength will be taken to Athena and Ares. His thirst of getting out of there led him to immediately accept the deal.


But after being born and joining the Solar system with his brother (after, let’s say, a very unpleasant past), Uranus didn't know or rather forgot about his task. Resulting in having no goal and playing arcade games instead of going to school despite being a genius. Mostly persuaded by his twin brother so Neptune could be much better than Uranus. That is until he became a college dropout. Laughing in the midst of despair, Neptune offered him a job as his “assistant” for the laughs. He didn’t want to, but he had no choice. Since the day he got his janitor degree, things took a great turn of events

Uranus was the sole reason the Navy’s assessment improved. He helped Neptune with his job by giving him some advice and better ideas. If it weren’t for his status and poor communication, he would not have his brother taking his works and overshadowing him. But even then, he doesn’t mind. As long as his brother is happy and doing great, Uranus is fine.

Though one day and days after, Uranus starts having weird occurrences. Very specific ones. Supernatural events, strange voices, and dreams. All-relating to the sky and the banishment of higher beings, and His own self in regal, god-like appearance. He didn’t pay much attention to it, probably because he had read too many supernatural comic books or something.

Until Uranus discovered his powers. The janitor was just mimicking a popular pose while mopping the floor. When he pointed his finger to the sky, it started to storm and thunder section he was cleaning. He was shocked but his revelation was to point to the sky again because he thinks it’s funny. And it really worked. The sky turned bright again. Confused and surprised, he looked at the sky. And again, started to point to the sky again, this time with moving his fingers in strange ways. It was then when the sky showed his forgotten task, past-self, and the future that’s waiting for him.

Having zero clue on what to do, he told his brother about the commotion. Neptune, who tried to process what was happening, laughed his ass off (and ignored the destruction left by the thunder...) But Uranus proved him by showing the same tricks he did to change the sky. His brother who was fascinated agreed on helping him become God.

When Sun disappeared, Uranus and Neptune then started their journey. Searching for her and discovering their fate.

Relationships

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Neptune

Twin Brother. Loves and supports him. Neptune on the other hand...

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Sun

Big sister figure.

Trivia

Likes
  • Neptune ("He's a really good brother... Even if he acts like a jerk. Really! He's cool. I really do look up to him.")
  • Cleanliness (Uranus enjoys cleaning and tidying. It eases him)
  • Memes and shitposts(He really loves obscure internet memes! Especially if it's his favourite franchise. He even make HQ memes every now and then. Sadly none of the planet pals understands this interest except Luna and Earth, a bit)
  • The cold (Winter is his favourite season. Uranus finds it really comforting)
Dislikes
  • People making fun of his name ("Ok everybody shut up, shut up. Shut up. shut up. shut up! SHUT UP!")
  • Fire (He fears it. Has many bad experience with it and his hair can be easily burned by it)
  • Children (Annoying and messy. He's not great with them and tries his best to avoid them )
  • His brother's coloured eye contacts ("sure it makes him stand out. But why?")

he actually has more OP powers than he thinks he has but.

he is autistic

Many celestials takes advantages of his naivety, even his brother. But he doesn't mind much as long as the other person is happy. Ofcourse he'd still be angry and pouty but Uranus doesn't hold grudges.