Vermelhar's Links
Verm // ...
Elhar // LISTEN LADY, I'M THE DEMONIC SOUL-EATER AROUND HERE SO YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF OR AT LEAST PAY YOUR DAMN ROYALTIES
Something like a kindred spirit? They would fit in just fine at home... at the very least, her creators would surely be interested in dissecting them.
Verm // ...
Elhar // HER SCREAMS ARE HONESTLY THE MOST HILARIOUS, LIKE YOU'D THINK I'D GET TIRED OF THE LOOK ON HER FACE WHEN SHE OPENS HER CLOSET AND I SCREAM AT HER BUT NOPE IT JUST GETS FUNNIER
Almost as bad as Hellscream! At least they usually just scream at her and leave instead of trying to kidnap her and destroying everything in the process. It's really sad that something like that can even be seen as a plus! All the more reason to get this mess sorted out as quickly as possible!
Verm // ...
Elhar // COOL DUDE BUT STILL KIND OF INFRINGING ON MY TERRITORY BUT WE'RE KINDA BROS THOUGH SO I GUESS IT'S OKAY AND HE CAN MAKE HOT POCKETS IN HIS CHEST THAT'S PRETTY AWESOME NOW I'M HUNGRY ALSO HE USUALLY JUST CALLS ME VERM FOR SHORT WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE THAT'S VERM'S NAME NOT MINE BUT WHATEVER DUDE
What a great person! Hellscream kills people and takes their souls, then Vermelhar cleans up the mess by eating the corpses! Sometimes they get into disagreements over who gets the souls but, c'mon dude, finders keepers! They can go find their own damn souls if they want to eat them that badly. He's got a power supply to upkeep!
Verm // ...
Elhar // GET OFF MY DAMN BACK ABOUT THOSE TAXES I ALREADY HIRED JERRY TO HANDLE IT HAVE YOU TRIED CONTACTING JERRY YET
Huh? What were they in there for? Uhh... tax evasion or fraud or something? Well, whatever, it's not like it's her job to know!
Verm // Friend.
Elhar // THEY KEEP TRYING TO FEED ME QUARTERS
Friend who has a cool mouth thing that's kind of like a dog because it always wants scratches and food. They have staring contests a lot, but Verm always wins. Zosime likes to try and make Elhar eat things they find on the ground, and usually it'll do it. It'll usually call Zosime a weirdo afterward, but it's the one who's eating the quarters, so who's really the weirdo?
Verm // ...
Elhar // HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS ASSHOLE WHO MADE A DEMONIC CONTRACT GOOD LUCK DUDE I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SOUL TO REAP SCRUB
He's found them in his closet like three times and it's getting kind of weird. How do they and Celesca keep getting into his house? What do they even want? His stash of chips?? He has a lot of chips, but like... it's getting kind of ridiculous. Celestella isn't a very private place, he's come to learn.
Verm // ... Thanks.
Elhar // FUCK YEAH FREE SNACKS YOU'RE ALRIGHT KID
What a strange little creature! But not in a bad way! They're very unique and special, and they should embrace that! Like Celesca, Vermelhar winds up in her house when she's not looking. That's fine by her, but they don't have to break in to spend time with her! She's always sure to leave out snacks for them.
Verm // ...
Elhar // NOT REALLY MY TYPE COULD USE AT LEAST A DOZEN MORE BODY PARTS AND TOO SHORT FOR ME NEEDS TO BE ABOUT HALF A MILE TALLER AND MAYBE MADE OF SOLIDIFIED VOID ENERGY ALSO WHATEVER MURDER IS COOL I GUESS
Definitely one of the stranger denizens of Celestella. She doesn't get creeped out easily, but something about them is just... unnerving. Ochotnik prefers to avoid them whenever possible, but they have an unfortunate habit of popping up out of nowhere.