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onge did steal a single bean from gundren rockseeker at some point, still doesn't know if he's going to find out (rolled an 8 on bean eating check)

found an axe head, ate a frog, then used a boy as a weapon to beat up a bigger boy

keeps casting light on things, always uses thaumaturgy to open doors

accidentally killed the bard (she's okay now)

bought a goblin named mort, would defend him with her life

bard accidentally cut off her hand (while trying to stop her from drinking grog), pounded a mug of grog and it got better

saved another goblin, got a cool sword and eyepatch

was betrayed by a rat

sent a wizard to jail

killed a big spider

is not allowed to make plans anymore

goblin gave her a cool looking pebble for punching an ogre on the butt

scared a fairy dragon so bad it passed out for over a day

is like a vacuum cleaner

yelled so loud she scared off several wolves

got a cool axe that can cut down a tree instantly, but only one time

a wizard gave her lightning breath, but she only got to use it once

finally cast guiding bolt without hitting herself or a party member

watched the black spider turn into goo

picked up a dwarf

"lasonge"

almost got killed by a bugbear

danced with a ghoul illusion the fairy dragon made

saw a rock that looked like a goblin

beat an ogre in an arm wrestling contest, lost to him in a drinking contest

warlock's familiar killed the ogre, stole his cool gloves- now has 19 strength

is like green popeye

threw an arrow very high in an attempt to break it, shot a hippogriff

got turned into a rat for an hour (party almost killed her to see if it would change her back)

got rowdy with some sailors, lost a headbutt competition

crossed the ocean

got her cool necklace stolen

rode a manticore

met an actual dragon

got a bottle of wine, fought with the other half-orc in the party over it

accidentally sacrificed a guy to a demon

got ring of water walking

got a frog corpse from some bog goblins, buried it

contracted and was cured of sewer plague without finding out

chugged a huge flagon of shitty beer

jumped into the ocean, fully clothed and carrying all her gear

bought some marshmallows for a kid

fought some hags, was frightened, cast many spells on them

jumped into a big pit to fight a wolf, ending up in a bar fight

flipped over a big rock and found a huge centipede

helped kill a flail snail, climbed up a rope while holding its shell

became a fishmonger