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"Oh yeah, she's hot stuff. And I can count on her, too, which gives her like fifty plusses in my book."
"Love the big guy. He's our rock, for sure. He's helped me through some tough times, too... but that's none of your business."
"I love him but if he doesn't get his shit together I'm seriously gonna pop a gasket one of these days."
"He's so a f*ckin' dramatic all the time, like, chill. Got chops but my man, step off for a minute. (Guess he does keep our asses in line though... Couldn't do it without him.)"
"I dunno if Slice is a bad influence on him or vice versa. He helps us out a lot though, good guy."
"Slice won't admit it but Bal is pretty much the glue that keeps Strangeh8 together. He's like team mom or something. Everybody needs one of those."
"Lima mostly keeps to herself, so I don't have a lot of complaints with her usually... Pretty sure I saw her with sawdust on her mouth after one of my drumsticks 'disappeared,' though."
"hessotallomg... Sorry I just forget that until every time I see him! It's super weird to wake up to... No but for real though, I love this guy. He doesn't like to talk about himself much, but you can tell a lot about another person by how they treat others. He bitches at us a lot, but his heart is definitely in the right place."
"I-I... that's p-private..."
"Ah, mentioned me, did he? Perhaps I've kept him waiting long enough, the anticipation must be killing him~"
"Ha, what a nerd... Wait, I work with them... Yeah, okay, we're both huge nerds, but they're the tech lead, so I think I earn at least a couple points back on the Cool scale."
"Right, Ballister. I'm pretty sure he owes me five dollars... No, kidding, he probably even knows the number of pennies that are in his couch cushions. I know I'm in no place to talk but... he's a total nerd! (Great guy, seriously! Couldn't ask for a better co-worker.)"
"I wish I could do more for him... Even if it honestly kind of freaks me out to have him at my place. It's not like anything all that bad would happen if the feds found out about him... Okay, well, maybe it would, I dunno. I kind of wish he'd find elsewhere, but... Ah, whatever."
"[Tell him I'm thankful that he let me into his home. I don't know where I would be now if it was not for him.]"