You Can't Fight The Homestuck

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a homestuck based code that comes with Wikia v2 by watergems

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A Boy Stands In His Bed Room

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Your name is JOHN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

What will you do?


>Be the ????

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jeez.
i don't know. i...
i don't know if i'm ready for every single "deep" conversation we can squeeze into this wacky rapid fire session of fun pal-talk!

Main Info
AKA
jake stuffed in a blue windsock, johnny windsock, j sock, blue boy
Title
Heir of Breath
Age
born: April 13th, 1996
introduction: 13 Earth years
Act 6 Intermission 2: 14 Earth years
Act 6 Intermission 3: 15 Earth years
Act 6 Intermission 5: 16 Earth years
credits: 20 Earth years
Screen Name
ectoBiologist, ghostyTrickster (former)
Typing Style
Regular syntax, does not capitalize the first letter of his sentences or proper nouns, uses all punctuation, sometimes puts spaces in compound words (e.g. time line, dave sprite), occaaaaaaaasionally multiplied vowels and ending punctuation by eight (due to Vriska's influence) in Act 5 Act 2
Strife Specibi
hammerkind, bunnykind, umbrellakind
Fetch Modus
Stack, Queue, Array, Queuestack Array, Wallet (current)
Home
Relations
Dad - Adoptive father, Genetic half-brother
Nanna - Adoptive grandmother, Genetic mother
Betty Crocker - Adoptive great, great, great grandmother
Jake Harley - Genetic father
Jade Harley - Friend/Genetic sister
Roxy Lalonde - Probable romantic interest
Vriska Serket - Patron troll
Casey - Adoptive daughter (formerly?)
Poppop - Post-scratch self
Joey Claire - Biological half-sister on father's side, first cousin once removed by adoption
Jude Harley - Biological half-brother on father's side, first cousin once removed by adoption
Terezi Pyrope - Possible Caliginous crush
Wayward Vagabond - Exile, although he also receives commands from Peregrine Mendicant shortly after passing through his First Gate.
Live(s) in
A suburban neighborhood (21605 Fir Dr, Maple Valley, Washington)
Planet
Likes
Really terrible movies, paranormal lore, pranks, friends, magic, Ghostbusters
Hates
Harlequins, Betty Crocker, baked goods, peanuts (allergic)
Music
i got too lazy to list
Pesterlogs
too lazy to list all of these too, sorry

John Egbert is one of the main characters in Homestuck. He is a boy who, according to this page, has not been given a name until his thirteenth birthday; however, this is just a framing mechanism. In the past, he has ended letters with -ghostyTrickster (john). While originally given the name "Zoosmell Pooplord", the game rejected it and settled for John.

Biography

Childhood

John, travelling by meteor, arrived on Earth as an infant, which resulted in the death of his ectobiological mother. He was adopted and raised by his half-brother who took the role of his Dad. At some point during his childhood, Gamzee Makara used his chucklevoodoos on John, causing a doll resembling 3 x prototyped Jack Noir to appear in his dream room on Prospit. This caused John to write self-depreciating remarks and draw pictures of harlequins on his walls while sleeping, however he was not cognizant of these while awake. His dad, who was generally supportive of his interests, began showing an interest in harlequins too, in an attempt to bond with John, but failed to realize John's distaste for them.

At some point John became friends with Rose, Dave and Jade over the internet. Little is known about this other than Jade first contacted John on one of his birthdays. All four would go on to play Sburb together. On Jade's birthday, after being harassed by trolls, John changed his Pesterchum handle from ghostyTrickster to ectoBiologist.

SBurb

John and his friends play a game. And then they scratch it.

Post Game

I haven't actually gone through all the post game content.

Personality & Traits

He also has a strong propensity for self-described 'HILARIOUS ANTICS,' and has all of the points on his Prankster's Gambit. All of them. Although Rose and Dave both frequently take potshots at the quality of his jokes and pranks he appears to have a genuine talent for comedy, as his post-scratch self became a world-famous comedian.

Appearance

John's physical appearance could be described as a kid with black messy hair, though it has been revealed that he gels it to look that way. He has an obvious nerdy look about him, a trait inherited from his ectobiological mother. His outfit has a picture of what appears to be Slimer from Ghostbusters but is in fact a Japanese knock-off.

Relationships

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Trivia

  • Based upon his birthday, aspect, and lunar sway, John's Extended Zodiac sign is Arus, the Wanderer.
  • John is depicted on the "XII: the Hanged Man" card, the "XVII:The Star" card with Rose, the "XIX: The Sun" card with WV, and on the "XXI: The World" card with all four B1 kids in the Homestuck Tarot card deck. He can also be seen on the "Five of Wands" card with most of the pre-act 6 cast.
  • John may be named for James Dallas Egbert III, a student at Michigan State University who was incorrectly alleged to have disappeared into the school's steam tunnels for reasons related to the role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons (D&D). John's last name may also be a reference to Ebert, the movie critic, which would be connected to his love of movies. You would have to ask Cuttlefish, the user who originally named him on the MSPA forum here to see which or if something completely different.