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"The Chanel boots? Yeah, I am"
- gay (nonbinary but into men and slightly masc... probably afab tho) pillow princes bard who never learned the difference between a lute and lyre despite... being a bard
- *points at harmonica* that's a zither huh?
- cheeky and spends way too much time on their stage makeup/outfits
- is from Shorovier, their father was a wood elf and their mother a low caste high elf worked worked as a performer for the diplomats and blue bloods of the village. Although respected as clan members and not discriminated against they still had an unorthodox life style-they might have been hoity toity but they still had to work for their caviar using their hands instead of words (which was practically unheard of in the village).
This "unusual" up bringing got Elpharah into performing arts and instilled a sort of self imposed "underprivileged" vibe in them. They legit have never known a hard day of work in their life but in comparison to others, Elpharah was the blue collard kiddo and as a child they fell into this persona by picking fights and doing their make up, taking pride in manual labor (if it could even be called that...) instead of spending time mincing words and using illusion spells to simply smooth out imperfections. They shunned the idea of doing things like everyone else and thrilled in using "rough" (short/common/elementary level) words and nonmagical means in order to achieve the same results. Falling into bardhood only came naturally as they were inclined to music and often made rhymes with out meaning to. Elpharah's songs were considered juvenile and hideous to the elf ear so, when the novelty of shock wore off, they decided to travel into the wide world to spread their songs.
Elpharah left thinking they were hot shit, coming up with the sickest rhymes on the fly and a hard ass like any other, but less then a week outside of their home and they realized that they know nothing. It was both daunting and exciting and as the months dragged on Elpharah learned how to actually handle them selves in a rough situation while holding onto their pretty glamor and unorthodox way of singing. They've been travelling the realm for a while know and although their unwillingness to learn the basic principals of music (proper terminology, music theory, basic bard spells) has persisted they seem to be doing fine in their funky little way. - when they get stressed they just kinda,,, focus on their fashion
- their outfit is in homage to shorovier-land of the silver mists and rain; they brag about being a high elf even though they don't even look like one LOL
- As I said, cheeky, tends to taunt and gloat; gets drunk and dances on the table before flirting with the biggest man in the tavern. Has a lackadaisical disposition but critical eye; will casually tell cathy that her corset is too loose despite having their shirt completely undone.
- James charles level of gay, will get hated on for a week and just sob, giving a horrible apology, before coming back with receipts worse then a black tsar.
- Elpharah is actually the name of an elvish spirit in Shorovier, their air fae that create mischievous noises when their should be silence. They chose that name for obvious reasons.
- Rebellious teen who never grew up (but tbh they're probbaly only like 36////26 in elvish years which is bappy)
- Likes to sing limericks-the really bad raunchy ones
