Goliath

Licorictus

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Created
5 months, 25 days ago
Creator
Licorictus
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Other Names: Golly (silly friend nickname)

Species: Unicorn

Gender: Male

Pronouns: he/him

Occupation: Bank manager

Physical Description 

  • His name's no joke this is a Big Boy
  • His orange hair is really soft
  • His hair gets a little shaggy, especially around his face and legs
  • His horn is glittery and golden, and curves backward
    • It's also much thinner from the front than from the side; a little flattened
  • His hooves are golden too
  • Likes wearing shorts and tank tops because sleeves and pant legs sometimes don't work well with his giant beef limbs

Personality 

  • Conversational, likes chatting with people
  • Makes an effort to approach people, especially if he suspects they might be afraid to approach him
  • An actual memelord, watches Vine compilations and still low-key finds old "demotivational" memes funny
    • His favorites now are the stupidest ones he can find
      WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
      BOTTOM TEXT

Likes 

  • Talking to people, even if they're grumpy bank customers on a Monday morning
  • Giant salads with lots of tomatoes - like, forget salads as a side dish, he will make his entire meal a salad
  • Reading terrible books aloud with friends

Dislikes 

  • Phone conversations - he really prefers being able to see the person he's talking to
  • Texting - he has giant clumsy fingers and they're bad on tiny phone screens
  • Given the choice between the two, he'd pick a phone call, because at least then he'd be able to say everything he needed to say without spending five minutes fixing his typos for every word

Personal Info 

  • Really good with numbers, considered being an accountant but would rather deal with more people
  • Has a really loud booming laugh that makes everyone around him laugh too
  • Does have a more bank manager-y outfit, but he immediately changes out of that when he clocks out because it feels stuffy
  • His horn and hooves are probably gilded, not solid gold.  Solid gold would be a horribly impractical material to make hooves out of.

Other Notes: i like horsees

I also apparently really like buff horsees, and horsees whose names start with G