Diesel

caby

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Created
2 years, 4 months ago
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Basic Info


Name

Diesel

Sex

;)

Species

Axolotl

Age

31

Profile


  • Diesel

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  • "Hey, Kev-man? My big dude! You in there?"

Diesel? Is a chick magnet.

In his own head, at least. To everyone else, including the normally incredibly friendly Kevin who works as a restocker in his corner store, Diesel is a nasty, mushy pile of moist bread masquerading as an axolotl. Penny wants to attack him. Sebastian wants to find the hole he climbed out of and pour a can of diesel in it to make sure nothing else follows. None of the harsh reactions to Diesel's entire being fazes him, however. He's always smug as ever, and he's here for one reason, and that's babes.

Axolotls aren't often found on land for a reason, but the water simply couldn't contain Diesel's search for hot ladies. Thus, he became the first land-dwelling member of his family, and he's had to adapt to the changes like any other fish out of water. He's the only character in the cast who needs to wear shoes for protection, and he carries around a spray bottle and regularly douses himself and his clothes in water for hydration, further adding to his revolting aura.

As mentioned, Diesel runs the corner store in Apricot Bay. Thus, everyone at checkout has to be subjected to either his ramblings about obscure bands with offensive names, or (if they're female) his freakish attempts at flirting, up to and including The Guardian of Apricot Bay herself (who is completely oblivious to the concept of sex in the first place). Diesel, ironically, runs on dude power, whether the townsfolk like it or not.