- "Psh, you've never heard of Welsh Pigeon Gangbang? Amateur."
Smugness Moistness Charisma Raw sexual energy
Diesel is a disgusting, squelchy bastard who runs a little general store in Apricot Bay. He's fond of being pretentious about music, hot babes and terrible fashion sense. As an axolotl he faces many challenges through his day to day life, though it doesn't seem to faze him. His bones are made of cartilage and he has to lug a big spray bottle of water around with him to avoid dehydration. His general moistness has the powerful ability to make those around him very uncomfortable.
He's not smug, his face just kind of looks like that. ..I think.
- The only one in town that can intimidate Kevin. He's not doing it on purpose.
- Is an amphibian, so he's got to remain moist at all times or he will die. Carries around a big spray bottle of water to make sure of this. He's also tiny, floppy, weak and completely insufferable.
- Small peepee <:]
- Chronic lady killer ;)
- Tics/nervous habits
- This man has nerves of steel, never nervous, always oblivious.
- Voice/speech habits
- Diesel has the worst mixture of slang, swearing, and smugness in his voice. Frankly, he's taught me some words for female bits that I didn't even know existed.
- At ease
- His complete lack of a proper skeleton means he can pretty much melt in his chair, looks like a deflated water balloon. Will leave a puddle wherever he's sat.
- Under pressure
- Much to everyone's dismay, while under pressure, he tends to "sweat". It's not sweat, that's what mammals do. It's just moisture. His expression stays the same, though.