August (Offer)

August is erratically and entirely obsessed with space. His absolute favorite planet is Saturn, but sometimes he'll say its Mars. Auggie likes to tell others that he was abducted when he was a puppy, and he swears that he knows aliens are real. He loves spending his free time researching different kinds of space asteroids and questionable gassy space bubbles.

Despite not actually being smart enough to become an astronaut, he swears that one day he's gonna make it up there and live on a space station.

Auggie was most recently seen naruto running at the Area 51 raid