Dan Test's Links
Milk is good for the bones. And the teeth! Naturally, that means the Milkman has wonderful teeth! Dan appreciates a good set of teeth, but this man has a full mouth of pearls!
Milk doesn't necessarily need to go to the dentist but he'll need to visit every once in a while. Dan is his dentist but something about this man gives Matias an uncomfortable feeling whenever he gets his teeth examined.
Originally Dan wanted Robert's teeth, but it's been proven to be harder than it looks. There's just something... off about Robert. It's that gaze. Dan's seen plenty of demons from the worst pits of Hell, but none of them are as scary as that singer. Although the two seem paired up plenty of times, both trying to get a certain angel's teeth.
Mr. Test is good man! Quite the good man indeed. Robert appreciates how Dan values the importance of keeping your teeth clean. After all, you need them in the best condition to smile! The baritone has some moments when he's not so happy with the dentist; he doesn't like the fact that he collects teeth to purposely make them rot in order to make profit. What a waste of good teeth, right?
Angels have the best teeth! He should know, he was one! They're so clean and as bright as the Pearly Gates themselves! It's truly the one thing he misses the most about being an angel, and when he saw Gabriel he knew he had to get at least ONE tooth. The man has a sinister stare at the ready each time, though, but that won't stop Dan from getting what he wants.
This man is the epitome of weird. Everytime Gabriel runs into Dan, he demands the angel to give him his teeth and says something like how angels have the best teeth. Gabe admits that he's a bit freaky, but covers his fear with a stone cold expression and stares at the dentist like he's a germ or something.
[Related???] Dan met the imp when she was trying to con him out of money. She was clever and very good at not being noticed, so he offered a better paying job in return for helping him with his experiments. In public they're seen as a doting father and daughter, but behind closed doors they're gremlins to each other. Although even despite the visceral hate they do care about each other.
She was surprised that her attempt to swindle the fallen angel out of his money turned into a partnership opportunity with him. She'll be honest, Ginny actually quite enjoys her job, even if the doting oh-so-sweet dad and daughter routine makes her want to barf sometimes. As much as she picks on him, she's still very much the ONLY person allowed to mess with him. Point blank.
Noburu has interesting teeth. They're not quite human but not quite demonic. Regardless, those canines are like jewels. And the best part? They grow back almost instantly! Dan would love nothing more but to mine those teeth, but that man is very cautious. And he can't help but feel a familiar chill from such an intense gaze...
He originally thought Dan was a bush but it turns out he was a dentist. Noburu noticed he was being followed by Dan and assumed he was homeless despite his fancy doctor attire. The monk offers him prayers for good luck and a happy life.
Of all the people to pester him, it had to be a priest. It's so ironic all he can do is cry. All the fallen angel wants to do is further corrupt humanity, is that so wrong?
There's something awfully amiss with the dentist, of that much Father Priest is sure. He can't prove anything yet, but he KNOWS.
[Rivals] He has no idea who Cor is to Ginny, but he knows the guy's bad news. It doesn't take an angel to recognize something evil.
Dan may hate Ginny with every fiber of his being, but he won't let Cor get even close to her.
[Rivals] So this is the person taking care of Little Ginny now? He's just as pathetic as she is.
Now an archangel, that's even MORE rare. He needs to study those teeth, to find a way to make troubles even through their regeneration. Sheol, however, is always so touchy about being touched on the face! Dan's not exactly the biggest fan of this either!!
Sheol is almost certain Dan is eyeing up his teeth. He couldn't blame him though, they're very nice teeth. Though Sheol has asserted multiple times that Dan will win the fabulous prize of having every single tooth he's ever collected smashed in a blender. It's not that he'll miss the teeth, they'd grow back within the hour, but the fact someone other than Abriel touched his face is enough to get him very very angry
Abriel's an angel. Angel's have strong teeth. He wants those teeth. If he can find ways to rot them, just think of the millions of dollars he'll make being the first angel dentist? And... it'll be some payback for that teeth debacle long, long ago.
Abriel thinks its a bit odd that Dan likes teeth so much, considering that when Abriel was overseeing the engineering of hominid teeth his department managed to mess them up so badly that many of the poor things couldn't chew. Of course now they had way to take them out and reshape them, but he can't help but feel the psudofangs and flat but still sharp teeth were too wishy washy and is suprised they lasted this long. Why would dan want such things, they weren't even the best teeth he designed, those had to go to the crabber seal or that shark that got nixed half way through the permian.
Abriel keeps catching Dan attempting to sneak up on him to aquire teeth. Someone's going to get bitten and it isn't Abriel. Abriel is also considering taking Dan's teeth at this point.
It's good to see someone enthusiastic about dental hygiene. He's actually... not used to it anymore. He'd forgotten what that feeling was like.
Gotta keep these pearly whites, er, pearly white! Can't be smiling so much without sparkling teeth, right? He's very adamant about his appointments with Dr. Test. They're good breaks from work, too.
Dan does not care about this man's political position, whether evil or good. What he DOES care about is that he wrote several catchy jingles for some of his favorite toothpastes. This man is his hero.
Oh wow. It's not everyday that someone recognizes his works instead of, well, almost ending the world. It reminds him of his life before everything happened, it's nice.