Faux

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Created
2 years, 11 months ago
Creator
sardiine
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Faux

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Name unknown
Called faux
Age 23
DoB unknown
Gender male
Height 6'1"
Species goat/human
Occupation nurse
Demeanor jaded
Worth $1807
Theme
HTML Pinky
Owner sardiine
Designer sardiine

About

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "t h i s b i g," and I said "that's disgusting." So I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! [explosion noises] That's right, baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, just look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth, so get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

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