Dog Biscuit

PrinceStuttery

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Dog Biscuit

Rowdy . Rough . Scruffy . Cutie

Name Dog Biscuit
Called DB/Deebs/Deebles
Age 30
DoB August 20th
Gender Female (She/Her)
Height 5''8'''
Species Gingerfolk
Role Leader of the Crackerjack Clowns
ORIENTATION Biromantic
Pet Scrappy Snax
Theme
HTML Eggy

Recipe

  • Half a box of dog biscuits
  • A handful of kibble
  • A tablespoon of peanut butter
  • A fresh rawhide bone
  • A puppy dog tail (not real!)

About

Dog Biscuit is the leader of the Crackerjack Clowns, though she's shaped them into nothing that you'd expect. Slobbering, hollering, speeding, and fighting, the Crackerjack Clown Show is a gross grunge demolition derby that still somehow manages to be hilarious and leave the audience clutching their sides, all thanks to her! All the fancy schmancy tech that's used in all shows, not just the Clowns, in something she had a part in creating, often taking parts (which includes entire cars) from a place called the Scrapyard where she and the rest of her crew often crash land in to hang out. She works with head techie, Candy Gofio, to make sure all the stunts and special effects go off with a hitch!

Originally, though, Dog Biscuit made to be treat for a witch's bats to chase and toy around with before they ate her. She was luckily able to escape her fate by hiding and pretending to be a much larger dog than she really was to scare them off, but with no where to go, she became a vagabond, wandering from place to place with no end goal in particular. She was milling about in the forest for a little while before she spotted a group of people and from that group came a big shiny, red rubber ball that rolled right up to her by accident. After climbing up on it and rolling it back to the person who had called out for it to be returned, Dog Biscuit found herself face to face with a fluffy haired Folk, who looked downright impressed with her.

She didn't come to work at the circus immediately after talking with who she now knows as Funnel Cake, instead finding herself in the very large house of a very nice lady named Pirouline, along with other members of the "circus." She would normally just hang out and watch the practices, sometimes stepping in herself to help somebody struggling and showing them an easier way to perform their stunt. It took a good few months, but she eventually stepped up asked Funnel to join the circus, being dubbed the leader of the clowns!

Abilities

Dog Biscuit, given that she created to be eaten almost immediately, has no magical ability to her. But she does have dog abilities to her, such as a heightened sense of smell and being able to see better in the dark, things like that!

Likes

  • The Scrap Yard!
  • Chains of All Sizes
  • The Color Pink
  • Roasted~!

Dislikes

  • Being Called "Dirty"/"Filthy"
  • The Feeling of Being Chased
  • People Thinking She's Stupid
  • Dog Whistles

Hobbies

  • Making Fireball Mad
  • Reading Textbooks For The Hell of It
  • Inconveniencing The Police
  • Helping Injured Animals

Stats

Charisma
Kindness
Intellect
Honesty
Courage
Humour

Trivia

Dog Biscuit is a lot smarter than people give her credit for. If she wanted (and she does NOT want to), she could become a psychology professor.

Chasing balls when they're thrown is a deliberate choice of hers, there's no urge, she just likes to have fun!

Alongside Candy Gofio, Dog Biscuit oversees all the stunts and technical effects of the circus

Dog Biscuit files down her claws. She doesn't need to keep them sharp anymore now that she isn't vagabonding and running for her life, so she likes to keep them short.

Dog Biscuit doesn't think she's as pretty as her coworkers, which is an intrusive thought more than anything else, but...still...

Related

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Funnel Cake

Best Friend/"Gal Pal but No Gal"

"Good ol' 'Mixter Crackerjack,' hahaha!! The folk is like one of those guys who takes ya lunch money and gives ya a noogie, but nobody'll ever bother ya so long as they're around, you can believe that! Fun' gave me a job and a family here at the circus when I had nothin' else and I'll always love them for it."

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Poppy Seed

Little Brother Figure

"Speakin' of twerps, Poppy ain't nothin' if not a little brother to me. The kid is a beast behind the wheel, you should see the amount of cops get on his tail when he takes off in that sportscar of his! He's punk and I'm grunge in terms of style, but we still cut up our jeans together and then tease Roastie for buyin' pre-ripped ones."

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Roasted Chestnut

Boyfriend

"Heehee! Fuckin' pretty boy~... I'll admit to it in a heartbeat, I couldn't stand Roasted at first, fuckin' hated the guy. I thought he was a pretentious uptight ice-skatin' asshole- and I was right, ha! -but after Funnel made us swap teams and do that show together and he took me on that super sweet date to the ballet he had backstage passes for, I ended up gettin' all soft for the guy. Now he's my nutmeg puddin' and I couldn't love him more~...."