Dog Biscuit's Links
"Good ol' 'Mixter Crackerjack,' hahaha!! The folk is like one of those guys who takes ya lunch money and gives ya a noogie, but nobody'll ever bother ya so long as they're around, you can believe that! Fun' gave me a job and a family here at the circus when I had nothin' else and I'll always love them for it."
-Dog Biscuit would kill for Funnel ("Please ask me to kill for you."/"No, Deebs."). She considers them to be one of her bestest friends and when you're a dog, that's a pretty high honor to give out. She loves going out with them and dragging them into whatever she's doing, even if it's dumb and she knows they'll hate it. Because she knows they'll love it just because it was time spent with her.
"Little Miss Biscuit! I used to have to bail her out of trouble, whether she meant to cause it or not and, honestly, sometimes I STILL do given that she causes it in a clown car with MY LOGO ON IT, but I love her."
-There isn't much to be said, Funnel loves Dog Biscuit to actual pieces, they're partners in stupid, stupid crime. They're the ones that can be most commonly seen together in public, hanging out and going on little platonic dates every now and again. Funnel has had to bail Dog Biscuit out of a holding cell more than once and never loves her any less for it.
"Speakin' of twerps, Poppy ain't nothin' if not a little brother to me. The kid is a beast behind the wheel, you should see the amount of cops get on his tail when he takes off in that sportscar of his! He's punk and I'm grunge in terms of style, but we still cut up our jeans together and then tease Roastie for buyin' pre-ripped ones."
"This bitch- pardon the pun, heh -she's like my older sister! We spend a lot of time Mad Max'ing our way from the cops and tearing up our clothes together, cutting holes and revealing the threads to get our respective grunge and punk aesthetics~"
"Song Bird, one of my oldest friends! Met the guy back when I was still a vagabond and bonded with him over our ability to chat with all the critters n' see what they needed to be happy. When I found my way to the Scrapyard and made a few lil' things to help out around the place, he didn't like the idea, but he lets me use them real sparingly now."
"ARARA! Love love LOVE DB! She shares my ability to understand all the creatures that surround us, so she helps me with the animals when she can manage it. I try not to use too much technology out here in the wild, but her inventions are admittedly very helpful."
"She's.... Pirouline is my mom, it would just be a damn lie to say anything else, a damn OBVIOUS one at that. When I first got hired at the circus, I didn't have place to live still and she offered me a room in her big fancy mansion up on a hill. Since then, I've come to love her like a mom over these years and with how she threatens to ground me despite me bein' nearly 30, I think the feelin's mutual."
"Ah yes, ma fille et ma chienne, all in one, hmhm~ I happily took her- and many others -into my home after she got hired at Crackerjack and had nowhere else to go after the day was done. I love her like my own, even when I watch her get into a car chase on the news in her clown car with the others."
"AHAHAHA!! Well, well, well, if it ain't THE CHEETAH! Old man ain't never caught me and my crew and he NEVER WILL, HA! He's a reeeeeal hothead, that one, both figuratively and literally, and both senses are fun to instigate. ....Even so, he's my mom's husband and I g u e s s he's kind of cool when he isn't chasin' us down. Only kinda."
"DAMN TROUBLEMAKIN' GIRL! Her and her DAMN clown posse and that DAMN clown car think they're so DAMN clever and untouchable just because A haven't caught them yet." *...sigh* "But even so, she's my wife's daughter and A've grown to like the lassie, to tell ye the truth. She's got spunk, not afraid to stand up for herself and cause ruckus for what and who she loves."
"Heehee! Fuckin' pretty boy~... I'll admit to it in a heartbeat, I couldn't stand Roasted at first, fuckin' hated the guy. I thought he was a pretentious uptight ice-skatin' asshole- and I was right, ha! -but after Funnel made us swap teams and do that show together and he took me on that super sweet date to the ballet he had backstage passes for, I ended up gettin' all soft for the guy. Now he's my nutmeg puddin' and I couldn't love him more~...."
"Min valp~! Dog. Bis.cuit. and. I. were. at. odds. when. I. first. ar.rived; I. thought. she. was. a. brash, an.noy.ing, dir.ty. brute. a.long.side. her. loud. and. wild. crew. and. her. and. her. clowns. con.stant.ly. im.ped.ed. me. and. my. bal.ler.in.as, or. at. least. that's. what. I'd. say. a.bout. it. But. then. Fun.nel. forced. us. to. change. sec.tors. and. put. on. a. show. that. way- which. we. did. per.fect.ly -I. in.vit.ed. her. to. go. with. me. to. my. fav.or.ite. bal.let. I. did.n't. real.ize. my. feel.ings. for. her. at. first, I. thought. my. fun.ny. chest. feel.ings. were. phy.si.cal. and. not. e.mo.tion.al, but. as. you. can. see, I. fig.ured. it. out~!"
"SKIBBLES!!! Skits is one of my FAVORITE people! He was kinda mean to me when we first interacted with me and the crew, but we were all too excited to really care. He was a clown! A real life clown! By species, not occupation like us! I love hearin' the guys stories from the studio and all it costs is one cuppa' coffee for him to let me sit at the merch stall and her him ramble."
"Ech. P u p p y C h o w. This peppy puppydog and her damn clown crew do nothing but bother the ever livin' hell outta all six of me at the merch stall. I won't say the attention is...unappreciated, but I ain't saying I like it or THEM, capisce?