TENTOCULUS
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- 3 years, 10 months ago
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- biscuitygoodness
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NAME'S TENTO!
NICE TO MEETCHA!
- Name
CALL ME TENTO!
- Age
NOT SURE IF I'VE HIT A TRILLION YET...
- Height
MY TRUE FORM IS BIGGER THAN A WHALE BUT SMALLER THAN THE MOON. MY FUN SIZED FORM IS THE SIZE OF A SOCCER BALL!
- Occupation
BOREDOM
- Sexuality
MAYBE WITH MY OWN SPECIES
- Personality
I'M A REAL CHARMING GUY, IF MY FOLLOWERS ARE TO BE BELIEVED. WHICH THEY ARE. YOU'LL NEVER MEET THEM, THOUGH, THEY DON'T LIVE IN THE SAME DIMENSION AS YOU. GOOD THING I TOOK OVER ONE OF THIS OTHER DIMENSION'S BALD MONKEYS TO WRITE MY OWN PROFILE SINCE THIS CLOWN CAN'T DO IT THEMSELF! - I'M REALLY GREAT WITH BALD MONKEYS, ACTUALLY. THEY JUST DO WHATEVER I SAY IF I ASK NICELY ENOUGH! WHICH IS GREAT, CONSIDERING MY PLANS.
- IF I COULD CALL MYSELF ANYTHING, IT WOULD BE A GO-GETTER. AFTER A FEW BILLION YEARS IN ISOLATION, A MAN-ADJACENT BLOB CREATURE WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR SOME COMPANY, OR ENTERTAINMENT, OR TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST ANY STIMULATION AT ALL EVER.
- Appearance
I'M A GROWN BOY! MY EYE IS PRETTY BIG. I'VE BEEN TOLD MY PUPILS LOOK LIKE A GOAT'S, AND CONSIDERING I ABSORBED A GOAT A WHILE BACK, I DON'T DOUBT IT. THAT GOAT ALSO GAVE ME A WHOLE LOT OF MUTANT GROWING GOAT LIMBS TO DEAL WITH, SO THAT'S JUST PEACHY. I'M ALREADY SWIMMING IN MY OWN TENTACLES OUT HERE, I DON'T NEED ANY MORE ADDITIONS! - I CAN PROJECT MYSELF INTO SOMETHING ELSE IN HUMANS' DREAMS, AND IT MAKES TALKING WITH YOU PEOPLE A LOT MORE MANAGEABLE. I'VE BEEN TOLD MY FRIENDLY FORM LOOKS LIKE A FLOWER, WHICH I THINK HELPS WITH THE WHOLE FRIENDLY THING IN GENERAL.
- Likes
FUN, DOLLS, SIGHT
- Dislikes
THE TRANS-UNIVERSAL TIDES
- Backstory
PEOPLE IN MY ORIGINAL UNIVERSE THOUGHT I WAS TOO ANNOYING TO KEEP AROUND, SO THEY PUNTED ME OUT INTO THIS DUMB PLACE. THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING INTERESTING IN THIS UNIVERSE! EXCEPT FOR ME. - I'VE BEEN STUCK HERE A WHILE, JUST GROWING AND GROWING. ALL THE OTHER STUFF I COULD HAVE WATCHED IN THIS DUMB UNIVERSE JUST MELTED INTO ME, AND NOW I'M EVEN MORE BIG AND EVEN MORE BORED AND THIS PLACE IS EVEN MORE DUMB. ALL I THOUGHT ABOUT FOR A LONG TIME WAS MYSELF AND ESCAPE.
- I'M SANDWICHED BETWEEN A BUNCH OF UNIVERSES THAT DRIFT IN AND OUT OF MY SIGHTLINE, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO HOLD ONTO ANY OF THEM. BUT THERE'S THIS ONE THAT WOBBLES IN AND OUT REAL CONSISTENTLY AND NICELY, AND THERE'S THIS PLANET OF BALD MONKEYS IN THERE THAT'S CAUGHT MY EYE.
- I FOUND THIS TINY FAMILY IN A RURAL TOWN THAT I REALLY LIKE BECAUSE OF HOW WILLING THEY ARE TO MAKE ME HAPPY. THEY BUILT A WHOLE BUILDING AND STUFF, COMPLETE WITH A BUNCH OF ART I CAN PEEK THROUGH! THAT'S THE REAL HANDY THING ABOUT THE TREES AROUND THERE, TOO; THEY HAVE LITTLE INCIDENTAL PATTERNS WITH ME IN THEM, SO I CAN PEEK THROUGH THEIR EYES. IT'S NICE TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE PLACE I CAN REALLY SEE CLEARLY DOWN THERE ON EARTH.
- I JUST WANT THE MOST TIME OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE AS I CAN, INTO ANOTHER UNIVERSE, A WAY LESS LAME AND STINKY ONE. SOON IT'S GOING TO DRIFT AWAY FROM ME AGAIN. I CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF BEING ALONE AND BLIND AGAIN. I JUST CAN'T.
- NATHANIEL
HE'S AN OLD MAN NOW
I REALIZED I COULD PROJECT MYSELF INTO DREAMS WHEN I CONTACTED NAT. HE'S A REAL FRIENDLY GUY, HE'D DO ANYTHING FOR ME, AND THAT'S PRETTY PERFECT. ALL I WANT IS FOR HIM TO BE SLEEPING FOREVER SO THAT I CAN WALK AROUND IN HIS MONKEY BODY UNTIL HE DIES, BUT WE HAVEN'T FIGURED THAT PART OUT YET. - MATTHEW
LITTLE BOY
- ONCE NAT DIES, THIS LITTLE BOY WILL BE GREAT FOR MY NEXT VESSEL. HE'S ENTHUSIASTIC AND TRUSTING. IF ONLY HE WASN'T STILL SO OPEN TO NEW IDEAS, OR HE'D BE PERFECT... BAH, PERFECTION IS SOMETHING TO STRIVE FOR AND NOT ATTAIN. WE'LL CROSS THAT BRIDGE WHEN WE GET TO IT.
- ABIGAIL
WHY DOES SHE CALL HERSELF A BEE
SHE'S SMELLY AND SHE AND HER GRANDDAD ARE MAKING THINGS CHANGE. I DON'T LIKE HER AND WANT HER TO GO AWAY VERY BAD. - WHAT WAS YOUR OLD DIMENSION LIKE, TENTO?
- GREAT QUESTION, PERSON THAT ISN'T ME TYPING RIGHT NOW. IT WAS BIG AND FULL OF COLORS, AND ALSO OTHER PEOPLE. THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME BUT IT WAS PRETTY FUN TO BE THERE AND LOOK AT THE COLORS AND TOUCH THINGS.
- ARE YOU LONELY?
HA HA HA! YES. - HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU, TENTO?
YOUR UNIVERSE IS TOO FAR FROM ME FOR YOU TO CONTACT ME AFTER THIS LITTLE POSSESSION THING IS OVER. IF I COULD, I WOULD VISIT YOU IN YOUR DREAMS AND SAY HI, MAKE SOME CONVERSATION OVER FIFTH-DIMENSIONAL TEA. IT TASTES LIKE DIRT! - IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO LEAVE YOUR UNIVERSE, TENTO?
I SURE HOPE SO, BUT I WOULD HAVE TO FIND SOMEPLACE WHERE THE LAWS OF SCIENCE ARE THE SAME AS THE ONES INSIDE MY BODY. THERE AREN'T A LOT OF PLACES LIKE THAT NEAR HERE. - Trivia
- ● I HAD A DAPPER LITTLE TRIANGLE FRIEND A WHILE BACK. HE HASN'T PICKED UP HIS PHONE IN YEARS, BUT THAT'S PRETTY NORMAL FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS OLD SPACE CREATURES. I SHOULD CHECK MY VOICEMAIL...
- ● THAT GOAT I ABSORBED IS AN EXTINCT SPECIES NOW. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, IT JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
- ● MY PUPIL IS ALWAYS LEVEL WITH THE GROUND NO MATTER HOW I TURN, WHICH IS PRETTY NIFTY. IF ONLY MY UNIVERSE HAD "THE GROUND".
- ● MY OLD NAME IS A LOT OF THINGS BUT BEING PRONOUNCABLE BY BALD MONKEYS ISN'T ONE OF THOSE THINGS. I HATED IT ANYWAY. TOO OUTDATED.
- ● I FOUND MY NEW NAME FROM SOME NIFTY BALD MONKEY BOOKS. I MUSHED A COUPLE OF WORDS TOGETHER BUT PEOPLE INSIST ON SHORTENING IT. AT THIS POINT I JUST GO ALONG WITH IT. STILL BETTER THAN MY OLD NAME.
- ● I DREW THESE PICTURES IN MY GALLERY USING THIS BALD MONKEY'S HANDS AND ART "SKILLS". AS YOU CAN SEE, THE MONKEY HAS NO ACTUAL ART SKILLS.
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