Dungeons & Dragons character themed around being silly and random

- Dragonborn/noodleborn
- Breathes poison/colgate toothpaste
- Chaotic neutral, sorcerer, intimidation and survival, charlatan, sleight-of-hand cons on street corners, path of berserker, greataxe
- Has a joke for every occasion, especially occasions where humor is inappropriate
- Occasionally says "Let's go to Jamba Juice! My treat! If you don't finish it throw it at the next enemy."
- Can lick his own elbow
- 1 year old age wise
- Balances evil rubber ducky from neopets on neck
- If turned upside down for any reason he becomes an umbrella with shade coming out of feet along with becoming the size and weight only of an umbrella
- Wants to be thrown at enemy so he can wear cannonball helmet with ducky on top
- Is a literal danger noodle, neck is source of his power
- Independent
- Fleeced the wrong person and must work to ensure that this individual never crosses paths with me or those I care about
- Too greedy for his own good. Can't resist taking a risk if there's money involved
- Randomly chooses dimension to get item from, but the item is randomly selected outside Rando's control
- One of his favorite dimensions is Neopets for how silly the items can be

• by iinvy helped by LowkeyWicked •