Keiter

A self-proclaimed tiny bastard, Keiter is loud, brash, and just here for a good time. Whether her idea of a good time overlaps with yours is your problem. She thrives on keeping herself busy, so her schedule is packed with her job at the bike shop, rehearsals with the band she's in, her participation in several community sports teams, and whatever else she can squeeze in between.

She's very outgoing and friendly, and her good humor endears her to most of the people she interacts with. She often says things without thinking, which can sometimes rub people the wrong way, but she talks so fast that anything tactless she might say usually gets lost to the sands of time about 5 minutes after it comes out of her mouth. When she's around people she knows, she is much more of a little shit and happily causes problems on purpose. She loves pranks and will even spend time engineering elaborate contraptions just to mess with people.

She's very prone to accidents and generally making really stupid decisions because she usually acts without extended input from her brain. As a result, she deals with crises very well because most of the pickles she finds herself in are her fault. Despite her lack of common sense, she's smarter than she seems; if there's one thing she hates, it's being underestimated or talked down to because of her size.

• She plays guitar, among other things, in an experimental rock band. (The band being experimental means that these other things include the vuvuzela, accordion, tin whistle, and lute.)
• She plays soccer, baseball, and volleyball.
• She makes Tyler cut her hair. The only thing keeping Tyler from doing something stupid is the knowledge that Keiter would return the favor while she's sleeping.
• Her favorite prank is modding Tyler's sink to spray her in the face, not because it's complex by any means but because Tyler keeps falling for it for some reason.
• She has vitiligo. The white streak in her hair is natural.
• She lost her tooth in a bike stuntdriving incident when she was a teenager.

Tyler is her older sister. They both have very strong personalities, so they butt heads frequently. Keiter isn't entirely convinced that Tyler knows what fun is, and she doesn't understand how she can focus on one thing for days at a time. Still, Tyler is the most reliable person she knows, so she can't piss her off too much.