Jay

Jesse

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Jesse
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Name Jesse (Jay)

Age 32

Birthday 9/26/1991

Gender Nonbinary

Pronouns He/she

Sexuality Bisexual

Height 5'3"

Species White rhino

Occupation Private chef

Theme

Likes
  • The smell of Fabuloso
  • Cilantro
  • Dangerously hot showers

Dislikes
  • Walnuts or grapes in chicken salad
  • Cinnamon candy
  • Plates (food belongs in bowls!)

Misc
  • Currently learning Portuguese (BR)
  • Knows more about cheese than you
  • Addicted to themed lip glosses
What the fuck am I supposed to put for a quote. This is my sona, aka me. I'm not out here spouting profundities on the daily.

I'm not writing this from a 3rd person perspective, that's so weird.

Anyway, I'm Jesse. This is my sona. I'm a huge fucking gay loser who probably will never be a real adult but no one has to know that. Certainly not this wack-ass government.

I suffer from a huge cornucopia of mental illnesses that make it difficult to navigate through life, but I'm trying my best. I should be on probably like ten different medications and under extreme therapy but I've got neither of those things so I'm just out here raw-dogging reality. Don't do this. It sucks.

I'm a private chef for a fraternity house during the school season, and when I'm not doing that, I enjoy vising my friend @sunkenstars and spending more time with their dog instead of them. I like my bed and sleeping in it, I like food delivery instead of cooking, and I love buying books and not reading them.