Koschei
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- Created
- 3 years, 5 months ago
- Creator
- pajuxi
- Designers
- whiskerfruit
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- 57
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koschei hates people, and hates happy people even more. he spends most of his time online, and likes to bully people on forums or other anonymous places, or play multiplayer games and troll everyone the whole time. he loves to make people angry, uncomfortable, sad, you name it. he starts fights, leaves rude comments on stuff, whatever he can do to get a rise out of someone. he thinks it's so funny. he's also always posting cool edgy tik toks or whatever and loves the attention, though it's definitely not all good attention. he's widely hated for just being... a dick. he says mean shit all the time and harrasses people constantly.
perpetually healthy as a horse despite taking horrible care of himself. the dude downs monster energy like nobody's business, and you KNOW he never drinks enough water.
he's had numerous near-death experiences, but unfortunately for everyone he's like a cockroach and you can't get rid of him.
he runs phishing schemes/minor ransomware attacks on people to make money and get his kicks. he says he's a "darkweb hacker". he also was into bitcoin when he was like 13 but nowadays his only interactions in the crypto scene is to scam cryptobros.
he lives in a shitty one-room apartment. it's very much a Male Living Space.
very gullible despite his cynical know-it-all attitude. he'd definitely fall for one of his own scams.
has fangy snaggleteeth on top.
a self proclaimed "short king". he hates tall people.
his extended family is russian. he doesn't speak it or anything. somehow he found out about stories of koschei the deathless and thought it was cool. koschei used to be his online alias, but eventually he really liked the name for himself and got it legally changed. his parents think it's an odd choice but they're really chill and accepting of whatever he does.
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