Profile
let me get my agent in here, alright?
Name
Paris
Age
young adult
Birthday
October 31st
Pronouns
they/them
Species
mignyan
Height
180 cm
Orientation
gay
Personality
Confidence
Intellect
Kindness
Patience
Charisma
Humor
Likes
- post-punk sludgewave
- citrus hand cream
- the Gibson Thunderbird ('63)
Dislikes
- TV talent shows
- mild winters
- putting themself out there
About
Paris is a cowardly crab with a dream of making it big. After having infiltrated a concert venue, they snuck into the VIP area to infect their favorite singer... only to realize they got the janitor, instead. They don't wanna talk about it, okay?! They looked similar! It was practically on purpose!
And anyway, hard work always pays off, doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?!
Notes
- has yet to learn how to play the bass (they're working on it)
- uses their job to get autographs
- "sorry, i asked my agent and they said no. i would if i could though... for sure..."
- seems blissfully unaware of the fact that a celebrity lifestyle would not suit them at all
