Basic Info
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Name:
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Bummie, original name loss in the abyss that is his amazon prime box. #home
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Species
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Syrian Brown Bear, but in recent years due to bad decision making he has become something of a chimera.
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Age:
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Doesn't care to specify
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Gender:
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Goes by he/him/his
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Sexuality:
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Is there a open area? Some sort of solid substance that can contract? Possible pole shaped appendage or object? Is it something? If the answers any of these is yes then he's good to go. Basically, no fuck given.
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Aspirations?
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"Oh look, the millionaire who can afford a large vocabulary." Has no clue what aspirations means and is unable to pronounce it.
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Favorite Song?
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"Narwhals. They're like underwater unicorns. They got kick ass facial horns. Also stopped Cthulu from eating a guy."
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Where do you live?
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12345 Amazon Prime Bx
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Personality?
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As a bum, he is lazy and overly apathetic. Don't ask him to work, you will fail every time. However, if it's requires minimal amount of physical activity he'll do it. Also a natural born idiot.
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Likes?
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Food, Free Shit, Hand outs, Amazon Prime Boxes, Cigarettes, and Dumb Rich Folk. Oh and Narwhals.
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Dislike?
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Unicorns, Hugs,and Working (in any shape or form).
