a polite and nervous creature that bears a striking resemblance to an once-famous and now-disgraced invasion strategist...
he will refuse to talk about his past if asked directly, but if you bring him an especially juicy strawberry, you might get a chance to hear a mythical tale of one of his many accomplishments... one can only be left to wonder how much of it is true, and how much is the imagination of someone reminiscing on their better days...
if all the accussations against him are true, whoever finds where he hid all the embezzled funds will be able to live like a king for the rest of their life, no matter how long it may be
- uncommon meat
- uncommon flesh on body
- dew drops
- analyzing the stars
- the invasion