Beefy's Links
I have been trained in the art of the blade for one purpose and one purpose alone. Tomi. Im coming for you. I can finally cut your 6th birthday cake.
By the time I was 6 I was double majoring at Harvard. Please, I don’t have time for cake.
"I want to kiss him... and teach him about androids while he tells me of humans.. on a vacation in Cancùn... Is that too sudden?"
"I know our job is to repair androids and humans but please don't mess them up in the first place! I don't want to implement Gay Baby Jail, brother."
"I've hidden tiny engraved hearts in the sword I made for him. Don't think he knows!"
''Cousin? Never heard o 'im.''
Urul's distant cousin, probably has never met Urul/doesn't even know who he is tbh.
"We run into each other too often. Especially in the broom closet.."
"Your cult smells like cheese and there is no way a stinky man like you was on the honor roll. I dont believe it."
"Weak"
More then anything else, Mel thinks Rabura is an absolute cutie. Although she tends to think Rab is a bit immature and honestly has a hard time taking her seriously, Mel loves seeing the possessive and insecure side Rabura is so eager to hide. She tries not to wind up the little pink haired milky by... oh lets say suddenly flirting with everyone in the bar but, it's just so hard when Rab's cute jealous face turns as pink as her hair. Oh well, atleast Mjeilmeir will always have an extra glass of milk waiting for Rab when she cools down.
Rabura is a regular in Mjeilmeir's bar and tends to flirt with her a lot. Being quite possessive, Rabura often gets jealous rage and depression when Mel flirts with anyone else.
"I won't let Mr. straight split the dinner check."
"What do you mean my girlfriend's a boy? She's gay."
''I can't destroy her. Shes too... pretty?''
"Claude's easily my best friend! Wish he'd lay off the drugs though. Sometimes I wonder if he'd still like my cooking and guitar when sober.. I don't know what he's thinking under those massive curls but surely he's all too knowing of me! Look at that knowing grin! I am Definitely Not Gay! As a good friend, I'm ready to show him that happiness isn't only a big ol' blunt! I'm determined to give him all he's lacking and craving, be it a wish or not... but please, no more wishes of wanting your tongue to taste like pecans..."
''Othello's a friend and father figure to me. I believe I've increased the popularity of his services for using some of his clocks as a part of my newest fashion line. Why won't he let go the thought of wanting to see my (non-existent) boyfriend?''