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Went to his place once and the only thing he was wearing was an apron?? What the hell was that about
Thought we were pals until the man let himself into my apartment during a PRIVATE MOMENT... seriously what a jackass. He'll go airing my dirty laundry but what he wont tell you is that he owes me whats added up to 7 packs of camels by now.
If you have time to just sit there and stare at the wall, then you have time to come and help me. Bring your coat, it's cold out.
YOU'RE SO QUIET!! YOU SHOULD TAWLK MORE!!!!
(Why is he always talking to himself?)
DAAAAAD URSULA KICKED ME IN THE BALLS AGAINNNNN
Look at you! All grown up!
Mortal with an unstable upbringing turned lower ranking demon with similar unstable relationships.
Appears weak both mentally and physically.
This will be my easiest job yet.
It's taking 100% of my energy not to rabbit punch this dude in the dick.
Toooootal hawwwttie. No idea where she came from though! Kind of reminds me of someone ... Weird ...
The first person who's not totally boring for once, how fun!
Blew in outta nowhere! The coolest chick in Zas yet!
Would love to get to know her more ... if ya catch my drift ;D (I want to have sex with her)
He's kinda reckless, but he takes my mind off things for a bit.
Stay back, HARLOT. Lest thine twisted whispers land upon my mortal coil once more... I SHALL NOT BE TEMPTED BY YOU ANY LONGER!!!!!!!!
Lol you make such a cute face when you're upset, it makes me wanna tease you more.
( ... She's so ...
I don't deserve ... to feel as happy as I do ... when I'm with her ... )
Oh you're pretty cute, do you wanna be my boyfriend? I promise to take really good care of you~♡