About Me

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Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. Where are your fingers? Just kidding, I'm sure you already know the answer to that question - after all, who doesn't know where their fingers are? Your fingers have been removed and taken to our factory where they will be replicated, mass-produced, and included in next month's Curiosity Box. All you have to do to get them back is subscribe for a mere $50(minus shipping and handling), and you'll finally be able to live life normally again. That's right, Jake. You thought you could step on my foot a week ago and expect me to forgive you? You foolish mortal. In a couple days, Vsauce3 will be hacked and deleted. But it's not like you should be upset by that; you currently have no fingers, and as such are completely unable to watch your precious channel anyway. YOUR DAY OF RECKONING HAS COME. SUBSCRIBE TO THE CURIOSITY BOX NOW OR LIVE A LIFE OF PERPETUAL SUFFERING. YOU SHALL BE ETERNALLY PUNISHED FOR YOUR CRIMES. And as always, thanks for watching.

I mainly create and draw human and anthro characters, but there are some exceptions. I'm also a writer, and my favorite genres to write are political thriller/alternate history, for the most part. Another thing I like to do with stories is make them extremely dark and/or existential. One of my main inspirations is the Mitch Rapp series. My writing style tends to be...whatever I want. Sometimes I go into detail, sometimes I don't. It depends on how I'm feeling. Most of my characters do have stories, but some don't, like Anaximandro and Dominiko. Or do they? *vsauce music starts playing*

removed the interests section because they change too quickly to keep track of. The only ones that have kind of stayed consistent are chemistry, astronomy, maybe geography(though mostly political geography), math, inducing existential crises, things like that. But I'm not really an expert in any of those(except maybe the last one), so I don't think I can help you with your homework. Sigh...looks like we've got to go back to blackmailing the teacher with evidence of his criminal record to get good marks.

Some of the musical artists I regularly listen to are Melanie Martinez, Lyube, grandson, uamee, Billie Eilish, XS Project, Maretu, DJ Blyatman, and Alan Aztec.

Notice

• !If one of my characters suddenly becomes private, 9 times out of 10 it's just because I'm fixing up their profile; they're very unlikely to be hidden for good.
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