I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker He pissed on my fucking wife That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking Wife And he said his dick was "this big", and I said "that's digusting" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small Dick It's the size of this walnut except way smaller And guess what? here's what my dong looks like That's right baby All points, no quills, no pillows Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong He fucked my wife so guess what, I'm going to fuck the Earth That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS Except I'm not going to piss on the Earth I'm going to go higher, I'm pissing ON THE MOON How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of My sight before I piss on you too

rhodey birthday approaching

a wild homestuck appears on your page

Trick or Treat? 

You see a figure approaching your house

The figure seems to have cat like features even thought it’s standing up like a human being with a pretty good posture

Maybe it’s a costume?

The figure gets closer to your house while bouncing a little bit and you now see a pumpkin shaped bucket dangling around in their left hand

They’re at your door and knock

You open the door to see a humanoid calico tabby cat looking at you with big shiny eyes and a big smile

In an exited voice they say “Trick or treat!”

A small, very round shaped friend stood at the door before you, holding a bucket. They seemed tired, but excited nonetheless. "Trick or treat?"

(https://toyhou.se/~bulletins/489869.my-trick-or-treat-event-spread-this-)

I'm very curious where that sentence about forget-me-nots was going, haha.

Lickity-Split approached you, holding his OwO Pumpkin Basket. He did a little jump while holding it out towards you.

"Trick or treat!"