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Get the fuck off the ceiling your webs stain the paint.
come take them down then pussy
Nothing compares to your beauty. A life in servitude to you is one if which I would only dream.
Look at the mess you wound up in…
Ain't you got a bone to bury?
it'll be a fine day in this town when you finally die. (they are naked and making out)
you wouldn't know how to fill your time without me (he still has his holster and hat on)
As long as I live and breathe, ain’t no one ever gonna hurt you again…
I promise I can take care of myself, mister!
I can’t believe you agreed to go on a date with me! I’ve admired you for so long! :innocentlookup:
How about a quickie in the library? I won’t tell~
I don't think we have any books shorter than 3 hours!
You would do well to keep your head in a book, Dandelion.
You know full well what my head is best at!
You're my favorite, so that means I must be yours!
What a darling puppy.
And all at once, I'm whole.
My life, my soul, my future, everything I ever was, am and will be; belongs to you.
I'm so happy to have you with me again, Daddy!
I trust no one with your happiness. But I will step aside and let this prince of yours see to keeping you safe. It’s the least I can do. I’ve missed you…
How anyone can stand you is beyond me. You’re quite beautiful though. Shame.
(softly) what the fuck
I did not think a love like this could exist. I am yours body and soul. I will slay countries for you. In an unrelated endeavor, put this on and wait for me in our chambers.
(various bottom noises)
That's what I like about small dogs, they have such a feisty attitude!
You think just cuz you get me nice shit I’m gonna bend over backwards? Fuck that. You’re bending over forwards. 😏🖤
You're my everything!! You're my tiny proof that I can be Spring! My little Persephone's tulip bulb, mon mon mon petite! <3
(Dancing side to side every time he speaks)
Y-yes sir 😳
Do as every good housewife does, and wait for me by the door <3