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plinks at you

gasp.. whats this.,..,!?!?! a sopping wet puppy on the streets all cold and alone in the rain in a cardboard box....!...

[Evil glare from a corner of the room very realy quite menacing really]

*squints* .. what the fuck is that thing ..?? is that a bug?? i thought i got my yard sprayed last week *picking up the fly swatter snd moving closer*

bzzzzzz ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿชฐ

*swat* ugh stay stil *swat* cmon!!! *swat swat* FUCK!! *swat* DAMMIT!!!

snff-s-hniff-auahh-sob-s-snff-sniffl-aah

oh.... wow........ upon closer inspection, this cretaure is magnificent. its white fur and triangular eyes are spectacular. The snoot, as well, is wonderful. What beauty of this world havd i been missing. All in the name of violence. nature is a gift and a blessing. i am a product of love as much as he is. wow.

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GIVE U A BIG BIG BIG KISS!!!! BIG KISSY!!!!! MWWWAH!!! <3333 โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ LOVE YOU!!!! :D

DESPISE your pu

YOU ARE AN EVIL CREATURE

RGSRTDHTJSTYU

where am i


is. is that a chicken

give me your pennies please

why do you want my pennies

i am poor :( I need to purchase sans hamster


okay sans hampsetr is a good cause heres 5 pennies

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Once again hate your pussy

LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE- (/REF)

Boo we hate your pussy boo

NO

any grub? any grub?

(oh my god its that guy that keeps asking for grub again) okay you know what, FINE!!!! here *hands you a bucket of snails*

OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS, IT'S GRUB HEAVEN! (i start pathetically trying to cup them all into my hands at once as they eventually begin falling back into the bucket when numbers get too high. i start to sweat)

(i stare at you for a solid 5 minutes as you fail to solve the snail dilemma) ............ you can take the bucket with you, if you want-

basket of wagons what a deal! a bucket AND grub! are you serious about this, you're not just pulling my leg?!

its yours my friend, as long as you promise to stop invading my home and taking my leftover salami!!

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