plinks at you
[Evil glare from a corner of the room very realy quite menacing really]
*squints* .. what the fuck is that thing ..?? is that a bug?? i thought i got my yard sprayed last week *picking up the fly swatter snd moving closer*
bzzzzzz ๐ชฐ๐ชฐ๐ชฐ๐ชฐ๐ชฐ๐ชฐ
*swat* ugh stay stil *swat* cmon!!! *swat swat* FUCK!! *swat* DAMMIT!!!
oh.... wow........ upon closer inspection, this cretaure is magnificent. its white fur and triangular eyes are spectacular. The snoot, as well, is wonderful. What beauty of this world havd i been missing. All in the name of violence. nature is a gift and a blessing. i am a product of love as much as he is. wow.
where am i
any grub? any grub?
(oh my god its that guy that keeps asking for grub again) okay you know what, FINE!!!! here *hands you a bucket of snails*
OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS, IT'S GRUB HEAVEN! (i start pathetically trying to cup them all into my hands at once as they eventually begin falling back into the bucket when numbers get too high. i start to sweat)
(i stare at you for a solid 5 minutes as you fail to solve the snail dilemma) ............ you can take the bucket with you, if you want-
basket of wagons what a deal! a bucket AND grub! are you serious about this, you're not just pulling my leg?!
its yours my friend, as long as you promise to stop invading my home and taking my leftover salami!!
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