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(the girls are 3 pigeons and a rat)
She was, like, so cute. And so naive! I had LOTS of time to teach her all the tricks of the trade. I... really, like, thought we had something together. I guess she was just in it for the sex. Well, like, not even that. Or the money. Actually she's kind of a total fucking bitch.
A tool. At least she's, like, super hot, and also fucking loaded, right?
Clickclackclickclack it is Rowanbones! She makes funny noises that I like, because of all of her bones. She is very smart and I am glad she takes care of Rhuinteller, because he needs someone smart around him to make sure he does not die again. She is kind and I like her feather that she gave to me.
"I love Vija! I think she is really cute! Everything she does is super sincere. I'm glad she is one of my friends, to be honest she can be a bit scary when it comes to certain situations. I'm not too worried about that though, it just means she can look after herself."
He is a kind, mildly creepy old man. He is favored by one to whom I am indebted.
Go Meats explained puns to me. He was a good meats man. I wish I could see him again. I would give him a spell sheet for Vija's Fantastic Extraplanar Mail Delivery And Response Sys... Perhaps Pelite is correct, and it should be named V-Mail. Ah well. I am sad that he is dead.
Too fuckin' tall. And strong. And useful.
Talks too much. Very rude.
But he will do great things one day.
Berryn! Berri!! I love her SO so so so much. She's really grumpy and kinda stubborn and SO super strong. She always braids my hair and she's really good at giving me hugs! I think that's 'cuz she's sh—sized. A good size. For hugging. I am really proud to call her my cousin. My second cousin. (Does it really matter? I don't think it does.)
She's been by my side through some of the worst, scariest things I've ever done. When Grandpa passed away, I was... really... sad. And Berryn was there. And she came with me to Landfell, and she helped me — well, I guess we kind of both helped each other meet new people. And she was there when we got our kittens! Tango and Casper are so different, I don't know how they were ever related in the first place. But I guess... that's kind of like us?
The kid's been through quite a bit, especially for someone already so damn young. Everyone is always pushing her to be some thing or another. Carpenter, cloak, normal family person... she's worn too many hats. But Dimxe rarely ever gets to be just "Dimxe".
She jumps into things headfirst, and usually gets burnt. Or things fall apart around her. And they get burnt. Sometimes nothing happens, and something gets burnt anyway. Kid has the worst luck. But you can point her at a problem that needs burning, and... she'll get it done. If for no other reason than to see you grin.
I think at times that might be a problem though. Dimxe is so eager to make friends that she's gonna jump headfirst into every single thing she can... and she's gonna get overloaded. And this is on TOP of the other things that'll overload her. Everyone is so eager to get her to this final stage but they don't want to pick up the pieces on the way. ...Regardless, I can't say I regret being there.
Everyone gravitates to her because she's constantly bright and shiny and chipper. And she doesn't discriminate. The good people get a chance, and the bad people get a chance. Everyone gets a chance with Dimxe. She expects no great feats, no pledge of loyalty, no common goal. She just wants the best for everyone.
She gave someone like *me* a chance. I don't think she realizes how much that has mattered.
Gods. Please just for once in your life sit still. Just — Ophie. Ophie please. Listen. Just. Can you just — hang on, waIT, COME BACK --
Oh my goodness! Look at how interesting this is! Oh but also look at this! Wait what's over there!? There's so much I need to see! Quick keep up Birdy!
Ah, Lydiajester... She is like a porcupine. She has a strange shape and on the outside it is forbidding and spiky, but she makes good noises and says nice things and is fuzzy under her spikes. I think she has maybe had a hard life too. Perhaps that is why she knows so many things. Her home, Waterdeep... It sounds big and frightening. But if she asked me to go with her there I would say yes. I think she is a good friend. Yes.
Vija captures my attention quite a bit. She seems to have a difficult past from what I have figured out but there's still so much to learn about her. I seem to gravitate more towards her when I am in group settings, but I'm not sure why. Her kindness to me is strange, but she is the first person to have ever given me a gift. In the meantime, I will try to learn more about her but I must always keep my distance. I cannot let myself become attached to anyone.
Uh. Uh. Um.
I think she's really sweet! And quite dashing. I hope she comes home soon...
Kinda weird. Don't really know her, but she keeps, like, tagging along with us. Iunno.
She seems like a cool gal, very strong and capable. I'd like to get to know her a bit more.
Abaddon is so, so awesome! He's one of the first people I met after Berri and I got to Landfall, and he used to be such a grump. He wouldn't call any of us his friends. (Can that be funny yet? I think it's funny.) But this one night, I remember, he was practicing a song on his dulcimer, and he let me sight read the lyrics while he played. I... guess I did a pretty good job, since he said I could sing it again sometime. (I didn't realize how much of an honor that was then.)
After that, well, you heard about the... the trial. How he was the only one from the party that angered the elementals to own up and, they, they... cut his hand off. I was... there. I came to witness for him, since, well, I only knew him for a few weeks but I KNEW he was a really good man. It... I just wish... Never mind. After that he... disappeared. We all understood it, but I still wish he had let us in a little more.
He's doing okay now, though! Or, well, he seems to be. He's been giving me magic lessons! He's a wonderful teacher!! Except that one time, he... really scared me. I understand why he didn't counterspell the fireball, but when it happened, I mean, I was terrified. I didn't know he could just walk it off. And most of all, I mean, even beyond giving lessons and being a really good friend, he's been there for me when... bad... things. When bad things happen. He stuck with me that night, and he's been around through other hard stuff. I really value our friendship, and... I hope he knows that. I think he does.
Dimxe is.... what's the word.... eccentric? She's strange in the way that she knows what your weakness is. Not in battle, but the one within your heart. Something about her eyes and three thousand freckles just peers into your soul. You really can't help but trust her honestly, even though she could blow you to smithereens with a flick of the wrist. Personally she reminds me of the many kids I used to look after when I was younger. She's so upbeat and excited even though the world around her is harsh. People beat each other down for fun and break others bones for sport, and yet she just wants a hug. She is emotional like a child should be, but realizes responsibility when it is important. I remember when she came to my trial just a few weeks after meeting her. It really showed her unrelenting care for people in general, not just those she loves and holds dear. But of course... She's destructive. Both emotionally and magically. Again, she is technically a child and I can't blame her for the million panic attacks she has in an hour. But her magic is something else entirely. You can't quite explain it, because logically it just can't be put into words. They said its wild, unpredictable, even a curse to some. But I know I can fix it with her if she just keeps trusting me. When it comes down to it though, don't tell her this, but I would kill any man or women who dares injure her. She is the child I wish to grant upon the world myself one day. She is the thing I refused to be for many years. A genuine person who won't give up on herself or others. To be quite frank, she makes me wish I wasn't such an ass. I can't tell her that though, I've got a status and reputation to uphold after all.
She's... certainly something. I mean, she's the ruler of the local area, so that's — I mean, she's the QUEEN. And she doesn't really seem... prepared, I guess? But then at the coronation, she said some... interesting things. Some things that... I dunno. I'm a little worried about how far she'll go.
Tesni seems like a fine denizen. She said that her group of friends helped us by going to the Temple of Sylveus, after I pointed out the way or course. Our missing citizens did seem to reappear around the same time they came back, so I suppose they might have had something to do with it. Obviously most of the praise belongs to our dear Sylveus. She spoke to me the day their party returned and inspired me to take the thrown. I'm really excited to work with Tesn and everyone else to improve things. We didn't spend a lot of time together, especially since she didn't seem to want to enter the castle. I tried to offer her a bed, but she slept in the stables when she was here. I guess that's just how centaurs are. Last I heard she was heading north, but maybe the next time I see her, I can get her opinion on things: centaur culture or like horse armor maybe. I don't know, but she seemed smart. Not to mention Sylveus seemed to think she was capable, although they were very nervous when they said it. It wasn't like capable, it was *"capable"* so capable of what I'm not sure. Either way, I'm sure she'll be an asset in the future.
Maude... Maude. Ugh, Hylia. Okay, so Maude is my... older sister. She's ALWAYS been the family favorite, and then she turns around and she's just so... nice to me. I don't know. How am I supposed to explain how I feel about her?! She's part of something that I hate so much, something that I tried so hard to get away from, and now she's here, and she's friends with my friends, and she's actually, y'know, a person. I don't... I don't know. I don't know if I'll ever know. But she's been here, somehow, and she's still here... and... the least I can do is give her the chance she seems to want, I guess.
Nerina is my little sister. I guess we haven't always gotten along very well. Even now, we're not on the best standing. But she is my sister and I do love her very much, even if she doesn't feel the same way about me.
baazha is so cool! zhe'z zuper into, like, uhh, anti-cazte politicz, zo I worry about her zafety a lot, but you can tell it'z the one thing that really getz her buzzzzing! (and zhe'z kinda pretty...)
Zebeeb is my hive neighbor. (We've pro'lly known each other longer than anybody else and I pop over all the time to see what's up.) Here now lately, we've been going black, or at least I think we are. (Zebeeb totally acts that way sometimes.) I guess it don't matter. (So long as we stay as close as we are then I don't mind.)
Yeah you're basically my mom. (you're my mom! boogie woogie woogie)
A baby! Angel! You kind of got a temper, but don't worry, Aunt May will take care of you! Just don't like.... don't run headfirst into rust monsters... please... or any monster really. I'm not a healer.