Tested Anatomy

Posted 5 years, 4 months ago by Isoprene

uhh.................... apple juice?

5 Votes yes!
2 Votes sometimes
0 Votes no.....
0 Votes Never.

Throughout my profiles, you've probably seen me make reference to the Tested quite a bit and the fact that they have anatomy that differs from a normal human being despite looking pretty average. So what's that all about? Who are the Tested (well aside from the name of the people who live in the Test Reality?) Well, now you can read all about their deceptively strange anatomy!! Be warned, however, there's lots of talk about death, body horror, and there's a bit under a spoiler box at the end about sex; if you feel like you might need more specific warnings let me know!

I wrote this last night in a rush while super tired so it's SUPER sloppy and disorganized imo, drops a bunch of character names of people who I haven't uploaded, and it's not as in-depth as it could be (particularly in terms of how the Tested feel about their weird bodies and the cultural norms that exist there because of them) but I think it covers all the bases? It's not locked, so if you have any questions or want more elaboration on a subject, feel free to ask and I'll add it to the FAQ portion! You can always ask here, too!

I'll probably edit profiles to link to that thread at some point but I also said that about the stats update and I've yet to do that......... thonk.......

Otherwise Uhhhhhhhhh not much goin on here, well I mean lots going on IRL and whatnot but still checkin in pretty regularly, hopefully after Christmas things will start settling so I can do profile stuff more and post more on the forums and whatnot!!

OH also if you'd like to see a sampling of the ill effects of soul vibration, look no further! I should find a place to link that in the thread maybe...

also if you couldn't tell the specific phrasing of buttholes not being canon is a meme in my friend group. we're very mature folks. well thats my story

Comments


One day, Opine's tyrannical control over the canon status of buttholes will come to an end. Until then,

rip buttholes

maybe she keeps resetting the competitions because she doesnt want any of the tested to be able to use their Request to make buttholes canon :thonk:

opine made good ocs and i appreciate them

opine blushes, then rewards you by dunking you in the test reality where you're forced to kill everyone around you and eventually yourself should you survive to the end in order to reclaim your reward of divinity and then watch from a distance as she does it all over again because that competition wasn't abritrarily perfect enough

she has strange ways of showing appreciation.

R E G R E T I TAKE IT BACK


New Competition! New Competition! New Competition!

apple juice is fucking amazing

apple juice is some very good content

(yval voice @ dicro) >;3c

:dicro:

:yval: jokes aside, :dicro: :yval_sweating: is prob the best second description of the two imho

mutual spaghettis

apple juice..... sometimes