*goes to the store to find a centerpiece for the table* NOR CAN I! WOULDST THOU CALL ME A LIAR? 'TIS NOT MEET, I SAY! WHAT AILS THEE TO THINK LOWLY OF THINE OWN ART?
*puts cookies I the oven* I WOULD DARE TO VENTURETHAT FAR, SHOULD THIS LIE PREVAIL AND SPREAD, TRULY I SAY, WHAT IS ONE DAYS ART ISTHE NEXTS EMBARRASSMENT! EVERY DRAWING THAT HATH SPILLED FROMMY PEN HAS BECOME A BURDEN TO CARRY!
*Sets tables* WHY MUST WE WAR? SURELY WE CAN SETTLE THIS WITH WORDS AND AGREEMENT THAT YOU ARE AN AMAZING ARTIST?
6 years, 8 months ago
*pours tea* I CANNOT LIE ABOUT SUCH A THING
6 years, 8 months ago
*goes to the store to find a centerpiece for the table* NOR CAN I! WOULDST THOU CALL ME A LIAR? 'TIS NOT MEET, I SAY! WHAT AILS THEE TO THINK LOWLY OF THINE OWN ART?
6 years, 8 months ago
*puts cookies I the oven* I WOULD DARE TO VENTURETHAT FAR, SHOULD THIS LIE PREVAIL AND SPREAD, TRULY I SAY, WHAT IS ONE DAYS ART ISTHE NEXTS EMBARRASSMENT! EVERY DRAWING THAT HATH SPILLED FROMMY PEN HAS BECOME A BURDEN TO CARRY!
6 years, 8 months ago
*Cooks spaghetti while reading 'how to talk like Shakespeare for dummies'* YOUR 362 FOLLOWERS BEG TO DIFFER.
6 years, 8 months ago
*frosts cookies* MY 362 MUST HAVE BEEN MIND CONTROLLED OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I KNOWI WOULDNT FOLLOW ME
6 years, 8 months ago