I see what's happening here
You're facing a living legend and it's strange
You don't even know how to feel - it's adorable!
It's nice to see that humans never change!

Look at this world, let's begin
Yes it's really me, Gonff Reaver, breathe it in
I know it's a lot, the bow, headband
When you're staring at this roguish man

What can I say except you're welcome
For the the empires I took on by myself
Hey, it's okay, it's okay you're welcome
I'm just an ordinary rebel elf

Hey!
Who explored the garden in the sky
When you were waddling yay-high
This guy!

When the moon was thawed
Who stopped the demon up above?
You're lookin' at him yo!

Ohh all of the treasure I won
(That's plenty)
I gave all away to everyone

Beat tyrant's minions with ease
By hiding out behind the trees

So what can I say except you're welcome!
For the people I taught to live free
No need to guide your way, you're welcome!
It's just the only way I know to be!

You're welcome!
You're welcome!

Well, come to think of it:

Girls, honestly I could go on and on
Tell you stories about every dungeon and dragon

Moving around like a burglaring cat
Easily picking on an autocrat

I fought an archmage, that takes some guts
Devised strategies and kicked tyrants butts

What have I said? What is the lesson here?
Live free and proud cuz there is nothing to fear

And the freedom I leave in my wake
Is the proof of all victories I take

Where to head next, depends what I'm feeling
Look at Gonff Reaver here just carting and wheeling an' wheeling an' wheeling an' wheeling an' Hey! Hey! Hey!

Well anyway let me say, you're welcome
For this peaceful world where you could grow
Hey it's okay, it's okay you're welcome
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go

Hey it's your day to say you're welcome
Cuz I'm gonna need that rock
Leave it to me from here, you're welcome
Cuz' once more I'm getting you all of the hook!

You're welcome!
You're welcome!

See ya! *Grapple hooks off closest cliff*