the moment i saw the word komaeda i made a gutteral noise
i dont have much physical writing i can get because i don't actually write much and keep most of my story stuff in my head cuz im lazy, but i can say im still baffled at one thing about my old ocs from like. elementary/middle school
the main character was a grim reaper named reaper, and she had like a demon buddy named sonyo. they lived together and were eachother's best friends, but i felt the need to give reaper a cardboard cutout boyfriend because I Was A Baby who didn't know what a lesbian was :v anyways now im gay and reaper and sonyo are gay and its all good
i did some digging in my dA and found this 'jailbreak meme' dated at around 2013, which is one of those 'you put ocs in numbers and youre prompted to write based on whos what number' things. heres the full thing (i included descriptions of what each character looked like)
this is the closest i can find to actual old writing right now.
i DO remember i wrote an anti-justin bieber hatefic around when he first was super popular and everyone hated him - if i find it ill definitely post it .. i also remember i rewrote that one mlp grimdark about cupcakes as a human au and turned it in for a creative writing project in like 2012 but again ill see if i can find it again but i kinda hope i dont
language ? kinda. not really
1. Pick 10 Oc's.
2. Don't skip questions, or plan ahead! It makes the meme more fun just to make it up as you go along
3. Have fun!
OC's:
1. Kobe (white wolf with blue ears and tail
2. Pigtails (girl with bright pink hair, a neon blue hoodie, and pigtails)
3. Lapis (MLP oc with scene hair)
4. Gale (peach bird... thing)
5. Wilson (dude with black hair and weird eyes)
6. Patchworks (dog doll)
7. Tom (my old sona, a dude with brown hair, and a orange and white striped polo shirt)
8. Flora (my main animal in animal jam)
9. Jellybean (light blue dog, with a green spot around her eye and a green and purple scarf)
10. BlueChin (a blue chinchilla with a blue hair bow and blue scarf)
BEGIN THE MEME!
1. 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 have been thrown in prison! What did they do to get there? How did they get caught?
It was all Pigtails and Wilson's fault. Wilson reacently became a proxy, so Pigtails wanted to show the gang Slendy's mansion. Them Masky tackled Gale, and a fight broke out, the police heard the noise and arrested them all. Masky isn't here though
2. They soon find out that the wardens are 9 and 10! How does 5 feel about this?
"PFFFFT, this'll be EASY!"
3. Almost Immediately, 1 is already planning an escape. What's their plan? When do they plan to put it into action?
"Let's nom them to death! Then when they're dead, we can leave!"
4. 1 tries to get everyone to help with his/her plan. What are the other's thoughts?
"Kobes, we ALL can't nom"
5. Finally, they agree to help... Well, almost. 5 refuses to help and insists that they can escape on their own. What does 3 do about this? Does he/she try to encourage 5 to help?
"Hella no. That Wilson shit got us here in the first place"
6. 5 Still refuses to help. 2 wants to just go on without him/her.
"Guys, if he had the qaulifications to be a proxy, he can get out on his own."
7. 1's plan works! They break out of the jail cell, but now they have to creep their way down the hallway, past the guards. And 9 is guarding the hallway! 4 Offers to distract him/her. What does 4 do to distract 9?
"Okay! Jellybean is pretty stupid, so I'll just fly around and make dumb jokes!"
8. The others sneak by as 4 distracts 9. Then 4 sneaks past as well. They've almost reached the doors... Suddenly, 2 steps on a random object on the floor, and it makes a loud noise. What is the object, and does 9 seem to notice?
"Dammit! It's my ProxyAlert! I must've dropped it! I have it in the forest to alert the operator if somethings up! Hm... Jellybean is running toward the other door... idiot."
9. They decide to break into a run, and soon, they reach the doors! The door is strangely unlocked... So they head outside! What does 2 say as the reach the front yard?
"Holy mother of Zalgo! We made it!"
10. Suddenly, 10 pops out of nowhere! And 6 and 7 is on his/her tail! They're guards too, apparently. 10 yells something at the escaped prisoners, and 3 says something back. What do they say?
"You're going down just like the Titanic!" "Well we've got us some lifeboats!"
11. Deciding that they should go before the guards stop them, 1 leads them to somewhere they can hide. Where do they go?
"C'mon guys! I know a family a gophers around here! I'm sure they wouldn't mind if we stayed for a bit!"
12. They run, and 10, 6 and 7 give chase. Though they soon give up. They arrive at the place 1 suggested, and go inside to hide for the night.
"Damn... those little shits are fast..."
13. As they sit around in their newly-found hideout, they start to hear noises outside. Who goes to check?
"Pigtails, you have the most combat training"
14. As he/she(The OC you picked) searches outside, they start to hear a rumbling noise. Something is tumbling down the hill! How does he/she react?
"Splendy... is that you?"
15. he/she soon realizes it's 5! he/she asks how 5 escaped. 5 explains:
"My sweet-ass sideburns and moustache did it for me"
16. Everyone hears 5 talking and comes outside. They soon start to hear sirens. The police followed them! What do they do?
(Wilson) "Oh fuk."
17. The police soon catch up to them. The escaped prisoners stand face-to-face with officers. 5 decides to do something about it! What do they do?
"I'm sure I have a teargas grenade in my bag..."
18. With 5's distraction to the police officers, they all run, leaving 5 there. What does 5 yell after them, if he/she says anything at all?
"Oh, so you're gonna be like that?!"
19. As they keep running, they reach a dead-end. What does 3 say in frustration?
"DISCOOOOOOORD!"
20. Out of the blue, 5 drives to them inside a cop car! 5 tells them to get in, and they ride off.
"No time to explain, GET IN!"
21. 10, 9, 6 and 7 stare as they ride off in their car. What does 7 say in this awkward silence?
"Anyone want crumpets?"
22. The escaped prisoners arrive at a beautiful paradise, where they can't be caught! Well, or so they think. Where do they arrive at?
An old mansion in the middle of the woods, a sign outside saying "Phantom Laboratory"
23. 8 Is the head of their 'paradise'. He/she owns the place! What does 8 say as they walk in?
"Ah, hello! My name is Flora Spritcloud, phantom professor!
24. While relaxing, the cops pop out of nowhere! It turns out, 8 is an undercover cop! What does 1 say as they surround them? And what do they think of 8's betrayal? And what happens next?
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I'd thought I could trust another fellow wolf, ASSHOLE!"
Slendy finally receives the ProxyAlert Pigtails sent, and came to rescue them. Wilson never became a proxy, and Pigtails was put on unpaid protection of the Operator
for a bit of context, i was really into creepypasta and MLP at the time
i feel super duper insecure about my writing , mostly because i like to indulge in stuff like oc x canon and inserting ocs into an au of canon and i still feel a bit self concious about it despite being mr. cringe culture is dead
but like, reading that makes me feel a bit better. i've definitely gotten better at not putting fandom jokes in every single sentence even if it's unrelated, and also cut down on swearing. a lot. which is funny because i swear like a sailor outside of that lmao
i guess i've also gotten better at making stories that make sense? instead of making the solution to a problem completely random for the sake of randomness
its late so im probably more incomprehensible than normal orz