Tell me funny things your pets do

My son, Apollo (5 month old siamese flame point) sometimes sleeps on his back with his paws in the air

He also will whine and run across the bed until I let him under the covers because for whatever reason he likes cuddling under the blankets 

If I'm in the bathroom, he has to use his litter box that's in the bathroom

My youngest daughter, Artemis (5 month old siamese flame point)

Sits on the edge of the tub when I shower if I let her in the bathroom 

She also likes to climb up onto people's shoulders and sit there like she's a parrot or something 

I have four litter boxes, she has one she only poops in, two she only pees in and never uses the fourth - she will literally poop in her pooping one and get out and go to the other one she pees instead of just doing her business in both. 

My eldest daughter, Bucky - we thought she was a boy at first (one year old gray brown tabby) won't let guests leave without petting her, she will literally stand in front of them until she gets pets

If I get a snack she thinks she needs a treat and will coo at me until I give her one 

She doesn't meow. Like. Ever. She just makes weird cooing/chirping sounds?? We think she's broken. 

My middle daughters (8 month old black cats) both will start play fights with the other kids and when they loose they run off and literally pout 

The one will run into a closet as soon as the door opens and gets locked in a lot (Kiki), the other one does the same thing but with drawer (Salem)

Kiki doesn't like canned cat food 

Salem  will take food from the can and go eat it else where and just go back and forth until she's full 

Salem's also too dumb to figure out how to jump in the living room window half the time and will jump up and just falls out. 

All five of my kitty children have to use the litter boxes as soon as I clean them. 

My newest child (leopard gecko) likes to go by hide their log and chill between the wood and the glass. I've only had them a few days so they don't do too many weird things yet. 

Apollo is doing circles on my chest while I try to finish this post trying to chew on my charging cord. 

The dog I bought for my Grandpa  (I still call him my dog tho bc i bought him.) His name is Jake and whenever Jake sees me he will literally try to tackle me  any time I  come over to my grandfather's place he should be pretty much used to me by now but he still gets really exited when he sees me.

one time my dog barked at a cat and then the cat hissed at her and scared her

she also cries if u take too long to open the door to let her in the backyard

My cat, Lilly, who is usually a real sweetheart always runs out on the balcony, jumps on the railing and meows at out neighbor's non-stop barking dog xD She'll do it until something, like a bug, distracts her or the dog stops barking. (If I'll ever manage to record it I'll edit it in this post!) 

i have a cat who, for some reason, has an unusually high pitched meow, and when she does that chattering thing it's the funniest and most adorable thing

My cat, Meatloaf loves paintbrushes and is convinced that when he finds one he did a great deed, and is the best hunter in the land! If he finds a paintbrush he'll trot around the house doing his victory cry until he finds a person to show it to. He'll drop it at your feet, and look up with you with just the most pride in his little eyes, and meow until you praise and pet him! 

Obligatory cat tax. 

I don't have a picture of him doing it (not sure if that's a good thing), but my dog sticks his paws into his ears and eats earwax off of his nails. My partner and I call it the most goblin thing he does.

My dog Luna loves to steal socks And we have no idea why.

She also will nibble at your feet if you start running around really fast 

Honestly she's an odd dog ;v;

My ferret has discovered that he doesn't need to leave his hammock for water or food. I first thought it be cute to have his water bottle near his hammock but then he discovered that moving the bowl close to his hammock is a even better idea. He just rolls to one side for water and then rolls the over way to lean down and eat from his bowl. Hes the most lazy genius ferret o..o. I know I should encourage him to move around his cage but he complains by trying to move the bowl to the hammock which leads to kibble spills. xD Moving the water does get him to adventure and I do move it around after cage cleanings. But his bowl is forever near his hammock xD.