Are you a simp?

*raises hand* 

Yes.

I simp, and I simp hard.

FatGum is perfection and I can't be told otherwise.  

I used to be, but I learned better

Robin… buckley…. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm

lets just say I absolutely do not have a wall of pictures of her and totally haven‘t ordered any pop vinyls of her…….

Resident Matthew Patel simp here, He Did Nothing Wrong™

anyone rn? no. Fictional?

L leon and Luis from resident evil 

Tommy Lee, the loml

Unfortunately yes.

HE'S JUST SO CUTE AND HANDSOME I'M GONNA-

I also um,.. really love his singing too     (seriously listen to him) and I'd probably kill for his wardrobe. I'm just holding him in a tiny little snowglobe. 

All my friends make fun of me for constantly having crushes on English singers from years ago but I can't really blame them lol. There is definitely something wrong with me beyond this: ("233:17 hours")

I simp for knuckles and gay Lego monkeys

Yes~

Definitely not at all